Big Iron Ornament 🎄

No more wrapped this year, only busting raw

FUCK, IT BURNS
FUCK, IT BURNS
FUCK, IT BURNS
FUCK, IT BURNS
FUCK, IT BURNS
FUCK, IT BURNS
FUCK, IT BURNS
FUCK, IT BURNS

Like Bolsonaro, he has simply become addicted to the medical process, but his palate is more refined, interested only in continuously taking cognitive tests for head trauma victims

@RichardDawkins: “Saw a down-and-out in Gondor last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need elf pussy”. What could this mean?”

of course, Dawkins is asking the question to US because he already knows the answer

Side-by-side photos of Michael Dorn: on the left, as himself; on the right, as Worf from Star Trek: TNG.

Happy 73rd Birthday to Michael Dorn. 🎂🎉

Christ

Did Abu Ghraib, GitMo, Iraq WMD pretext, drone massacres at weddings all just not happen. Or were they not part of "the action"

"the action" yessiree, the single action taken by the US military from 2001 - uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 2021

This motherfucker is doing Freedom Fries revisionism

An officer tells us it showed up unbidden on the computer today. For lack of anything better to do they tried it, asking when the latest NDS was. It replied with a history of Nintendo.

Why, who makes much of a miracle? As to me I know of nothing else but miracles, Whether I walk the streets of Manhattan, Or dart my sight over the roofs of houses toward the sky, Or wade with naked feet along the beach just in the edge of the water, Or stand under trees in the woods, Or talk by day with any one I love, or sleep in the bed at night with any one I love, Or sit at table at dinner with the rest, Or look at strangers opposite me riding in the car, Or watch honey-bees busy around the hive of a summer forenoon, Or animals feeding in the fields,

Or birds, or the wonderfulness of insects in the air, Or the wonderfulness of the sundown, or of stars shining so quiet and bright, Or the exquisite delicate thin curve of the new moon in spring; These with the rest, one and all, are to me miracles, The whole referring, yet each distinct and in its place. To me every hour of the light and dark is a miracle, Every cubic inch of space is a miracle, Every square yard of the surface of the earth is spread with the same, Every foot of the interior swarms with the same.

To me every hour of the light and dark is a miracle, Every cubic inch of space is a miracle, Every square yard of the surface of the earth is spread with the same, Every foot of the interior swarms with the same. To me the sea is a continual miracle, The fishes that swim-the rocks-the motion of the waves-the ships with men in them, What stranger miracles are there?

100%

Whitman’s poem “Miracles” is 🔥

so insanely fucking real for this

I’ll tell ya, my Italian-ass mema was NOT reserving a tablespoon of pasta water. They weren’t emulsifying shit in the old country

The Adventures of Robin Hood with Errol Flynn. Photographed in TECHNICOLOR!

H/M: the soundtrack to this, in which Erich Korngold more or less invents modern movie scoring for the next forty years

I'm at the grok epic roast
I'm at the grok vulgar roast
I'm at the combination grok epic vulgar roast

It's the old "leftist memes be like" and a wall of text but now it's literally "conservatives be like"

Could be worse. Probably will be.

Based on how I feel after lifting I am choosing to believe that this is true

The phrase "tell grok to do an epic vulgar roast" is still trapped in my head

I'm going to buy a red velvet coat

His name sounds like a slur for a species of fantasy anthropomorphic frog

That Jucika, always getting into humorous quandaries!

A1142.5
Thunder is sound
of God's gun.

For how much Manny looks like a certain mathematician with views on the industrial revolution and its consequences, you'd think he'd be less gung-ho on LLMs

seasons do not affect my mood, my mood can only be changed by a beautiful woman reposting my jokes

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Doubtful

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