Big Iron

Of course.

It's called a leisure suit

Kevin Smith tweet from 2009: Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.

happy Valentine’s Day ❤️❤️

Merle Haggard and the Strangers: Mama Tried To Explain Cleveland

Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be From Cleveland

"You see honey, when a man loves suffering very much,"

Happy Valentine's Day to the troops (straight men in relationships with bisexual women), we're gonna make it

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

remember when centrists would call you an insane person if you said jeff bezos ownership is going to run the washington post into the ground

Put on the Fountainhead cover art collar so I know it's real

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.

i often think about this review

Sisko with a "told-you-so" expression after decking Q.

"You're gonna punch me?"

"Yeah."

"Then you're gonna get in trouble for that."

"Okay."

Don't know who she is but also she couldn't have been there, I was taking her out for Valentine's

Why is almost every robust healthy boy with a robust healthy soul in him, at some time or other crazy to go to sea?

That's right

a promotional graphic showing the twisted trysts book cover (a horned monster pressing a kiss to a languid lover); the text highlights my short story, a rotting crown of birch

My Rusalka story A ROTTING CROWN OF BIRCH is available today in the Twisted Trysts anthology! I am so delighted this story made it out into the world. If you're looking for something spicy and dark to read on this Valentine's Eve, I hope you'll check it out! geni.us/twistedtrysts

This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics

This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics

Tamer Nahed 𓂆🇵🇸 @Tamer_Alnoaizy BlueSky is one of the worst platforms I have ever dealt with. Within seconds of creating a second account, after my first one was shut down just two days after it was created, my account was closed again. This happened despite the fact that I hadn’t posted anything or followed anyone. I was only in the process of adding a profile photo, yet I received an email claiming that my account was “spam” and that it was “causing harm.” What kind of logic is this? The painful truth is that the account was shut down the moment it became clear it was created from inside Gaza. It seems we are no longer allowed to write or speak about what is happening to us here. They are not afraid of content itself, but of our voices and the reality we carry with us. Millions are spent to silence these voices and to erase the truth. I am exhausted by this platform and by how our photos and videos, which document real suffering, are treated as “violations of community standards,” as if pain itself has become a crime. What is happening is not simple moderation or policy enforcement. It is an attempt to erase our existence and bury the truth. And honestly, this is shameful and unbearably painful. [the original poster has included two screenshots showing the email from bluesky admin informing him that his account has been taken down for being 'spammy, inauthentic or disruptive to users'. it's the standard boilerplate you get when they take moderation action.] 2:45 PM · Feb 10, 2026 https://twitter.com/Tamer_Alnoaizy/status/2021234178461704409

palestinian journalist posting on twitter that his bluesky account was immediately taken down purely because he was in gaza. all palestinian accounts are assumed to be spam.

I just assume I'm already on her bad side

Hello sluts

That's too bad, Caesar Io is a great concept

Android pushed this update to me when I turned thirty five

It felt like I was being shamed and pathologized just for doing something shameful and pathological.

I'm excited to announce my addition to the Titans coaching staff for the 2026 season

Yeah I appreciate him for having an artistic vision of "I am a piece of shit, I know it, I will never change, here's both the good and bad of all that"

Remember when, before Biden dropped out, his internal polling showed trump winning 400 electoral points? And then it took him ages to actually drop out?

The exact same dem consultants are looking at polls of Gavin Newsom's certain loss years from now, and making the same decision they did then.

squamous_creechur: lmao got this pair of greaves off a paladin i ate this morning [img364]

fendweller6: nice

wrinkled1: nice...still shinu too

wrinkled1: shiny*

beanflicker_sidhe: shinu

poor_formorian: shinu

fendweller6: shinu

[HOBKNOB_GOBBLIN HAS CHANGED THE NAME OF THE CHAT TO "SHINU"]