evan chickpea

get wasppilled

permaculture wizards

hip autistic grandpa: back in my day the only way you could "stim" was chewin on a piece of straw!

I feel like in a couple generations we might start seeing people like mystified by mechanics
like u know that a digital lock works via the magic of microcontrollers but how can a key open only though shape

me texting my girl

A Twitter post by @salivasisters showing a petri dish just slammed with grey bacterial colonies with cute sparkles, rabbits, and feminine stickers all around with the caption of: “i Grow flesh Eating bacteria In my room. My colony of Necrotizing bacteria !! uwahhhh Streptococcus pyogenes. this is "darcy" and she Uses she/they pronouns . she Loves to play, And eat her nutrient Slurry” with liberal use of cute sounds and emoji.

it’s cool and good to grow flesh eating bacteria at home to feed twinks to

shawty addicted to balders gate v_v

the real metaverse is the soil #microbiology

shitting @ work 🙌

I am fat, I am an amerikkkan
I do eat burgers and clap my hands
My nation is an imperial parasite
I do get superprofits as a fuckin bribe
then spend them on some more fuckin fries
and gobble them down with an extra large sprite

the following program is rated S for scary mwahahaha

A diagram illustrating the amount of force behind a brachiosaurus’s vomit

68,000 newtons per hurl apparently

the cia guy monitoring me: his soil is too fertile, his heart is too big, his yield is too plentiful, his ecosystem is too peaceful we have to take him out

how the top soil look when monocroppers bring out that synthetic fertilizer