craz

hmm..hmm.... hm? hmm...

im gonna knock your block off you little creep

been 3rd striking lately

cheeky little monkeys of the world

the battle rages on

i know top secrets but i wont tell you any of them

johnny mnemonic has a psychosis inducing effect on me

the pits of hell

life a dojo im the coach

why dont you come over here and gimme a little kiss

thinks for one second and pukes

YOUVE BEEN CHOSEN....YOU HAVE BEEN CHONSEN...

id love to talk but sss ahh its this firewall, you know its hard, its hard to keep in touch, anyway Bye.

im ready to die with honour

frank dux, imagining spiders crawling all over him and perceiving chong li as the hat man, performing never before seen feats of martial arts skill: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH NO!!!! NOOO!!!!!!!!!

triad boss: frank dux, you have brought great honour to the kumite, you have become the champion
frank dux, permanently brain damaged off the dissociative that chong li slipped him: où est-ce que je suis? où est-ce que je suis, sil-vous plait?

there was a nazi at the kumite

UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

i was not always so successful

if youve ever smiled its over for you

i learned fighting from reading the tain

uaaaaaaaghh..uugghnn..

if i catch you using terminology after you hear me use it you become my slave also

ungghhfuckkk

i havent really liked anyone in years

i killed him 😈

i strongly suspect one of them off tumblr is following me on twitter off an alt, i think they may be one and the same, she tells me she doesnt have twitter but she is a liar

im an asshole

That's one of the dumbest things ever put to paper my boy