Hemlock Dumpling

For any Americans seeing this who might not know who this guy is, he was in charge of finances for the UK government that was in charge when Brexit happened.

You might remember him as being the one guy who got loudly booed at the 2012 Paralympics in London while presenting medals.

you can really blow some minds with “actually there was an entire library and research institute for queer / trans history, science and medicine founded by a Jewish sexologist but the Nazis destroyed it in the hopes of exactly this outcome, ie future generations not believing trans people are real”

dang computers done took all our dad twerkin' jobs away

When politicians discuss autism, pay attention to who they say they’re helping. You’ll find it’s almost always “families” or “parents of kids with autism,” rather than #autistic people ourselves. Their primary concern is the burden we supposedly impose on others. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

every shot-on-video, made-with-a-camcorder horror movie that's just some teenage friend group fucking around in the woods with some fake blood and a monster mask contains more artistic merit, human joy and creative light than anything AI has ever made or will ever, ever make

Just setting the record straight at The DICE Awards with @erikaishii.bsky.social @gameovergreggy.bsky.social 😊

@official-aias.bsky.social

This is 100% real. I tried every trick from bringing a book to eating at odd times to eating anywhere but the lunch room. I worked service roles where my entire shift was customer service. I wasn't "antisocial". I needed a heckin break and a chance to stop smiling and stop talking.

No amount of neurodiversity awareness training will ever make up for the fact that the average person takes it personally when you want to have lunch alone.

A two panel comic. In the first panel, Bex is talking to her neurodivergent friends. As she yaps away, the text reads: wow I'm literally so good at talking to people. Autism who? Social anxiety whomst? I'm so fun and everyone likes me! In the second panel, Bex is stressed out while attempting to talk to a stranger. She says, "wow that's so cool! Omg that's really cool! Cool! That's cool!" While thinking, "oh my fucking God help help help stop saying cool! I'm so boring! I can't believe how terrible I am at this!"

Turns out I'm still autistic after all /j

No problem 👍🏻

The protagonist in this movie accomplished like 4 tasks in the morning, unbelievable storyline.

Digital art of a pink and white spider hanging off a stem of bleeding heart flowers with a thread of spider web. The patterns on the spider form a heart similar to the heart-shaped flowers above.

bleeding hearts 💕

Reminder that pretty much every author you know has (verifiably!) had their work stolen to train on.

I don't write like AI, AI fucking tries to write like me.

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

POV: I murder my goldfish and dispose of the body but I immediately realise that I am not going to get away with it

Screenshot of Nintendo Switch friend code page. Account name is Hemlock and friend code is SW-5349-9128-1113. A purple circle with a cartoon Mini is inside. They gave shirt red brown hair, wear glasses and has blue eye shadow on. They smirk.

Screenshot of my PlayStation Network name - Hemlock Dumpling.

Screenshot of my Steam friend code page. Account name is Hemlock Dumpling. Friend code is 1724331085.

Cannae remember if I shared my gamer deets, but if any moots wants to friend me on PSN, Steam or Switch, please feel free to add me.

I apologise in advance for my massive backlog and wish list. Too many games, so little time. 🤣

BBC moving the goalposts I see because folks are wising up and not paying for their license scam. Expect more vaguely written threateningly letters.

TV license needs to die. Distressing vulnerable people into paying with threats of fines and enforcement thugs is barbaric.

YouTube video by Saveafox Farewell Finnegan Fox

Hourly media will be going silent today. We’re taking a pause to honor the passing of Finnegan the Fox a beloved furry friend who brought joy and laughter to so many. 🖤 Rest in peace, Finnegan.

We will return tomorrow.

youtu.be/nb5ZR8tgc6Q

a red and pink cross stitch on blue fabric. "everything I love causes carpal tunnel" surrounded by hearts, a needle and thread, and a skein of embroidery floss.

relevant to many of yalls interests.

Screenshot of a Sunday Express newspaper article with the headline claiming “more than six million workers would be better off living on benefits,” based on an analysis warning of a surge in benefit claims. The article suggests low-paid workers could receive more income from benefits than from work, using alarmist language and framing the issue as a problem with welfare rather than wages or living costs.

Every time the media runs “better off on benefits” headlines, disabled people get abused - even though we didn’t create low pay, cost of living crisis, zero-hours contracts, or sky-high rents.

Disabled people didn’t cause this - but we’re always the ones punished for it.

This Labour government did not have to go after disabled people.

They could have chosen to just focus on the real issues, and ignore all the noise.
They could have been different to the Tories and not pander to Reform.

But instead, they chose to target the most vulnerable.

If you ever actually think life is a meritocracy, remember the man responsible for cutting 'When Love is Gone' from Muppets Christmas Carol was allowed to continue working as a movie producer - for decades! - instead of being immediately laughed out of the business entirely.

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

6 years ago today, Edge made his surprise return to WWE at the Royal Rumble.

Such a great moment

🎳

A flowery calendar of April 2026 for a fanevent called Hanahaki for Hanami. Each week features a different flower-themed prompt and the definition associated with the flower.

Introducing the prompts for R3 of Hanahaki for Hanami!

We're back again this year with more vomit-inducing angst and pining. Check out our prompts and guidelines below, and be ready to post come April 1st! 💮

#h4h #hanahaki4hanami #eventpromo #multifandomevent #fandomevents #fanevents

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.”

You thought wrong.

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Comic-con deciding to allow GenAi imagery in the art show —giving valuable space to GenAi users to show slop right NEXT to actual artists who worked their asses off to be there— is a disgrace!

A tone deaf decision that rewards and normalizes exploitative GenAi against artists in their own spaces!

Another reason I love the Wyatts 🖤

I will face 2026 with the same energy Nikki Cross demanding to be hurdled over the ropes at unsuspecting foes. 🤣 #WWE