@muhammadbutt.bsky.social
Football Writer/Podcaster/Talking Head. Husband. Dad. Geek. Midfield playmaker enthusiast. A flamethrower of opinion, all of which are mine.
#BARCELONA WIN #LALIGA BUT THEY HAVE A BIG PROBLEM! #97PASSES
18.05.2025 21:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0(this isnโt the other place so I probably donโt have to clarify this but force of habit lol: I love Mike and this is good natured ribbing rather than any substantive critique)
09.04.2025 23:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0these two matches were really a testament to the power of the iso winger in top level football
Lamine and Raphinha for Barca
Khvicha, Dembele and Doue for PSG
guys who can break the opposition defensive structure without forcing you to break your possession structure, it's the game right now
Lamine Yamal* is so good that Mike and his nerd buddies couldnโt even find a weird stat to justify a โheโs not THAT goodโ take.
*heโs probably talking about Cubarsi the 32 year-old teenager here tho
#BARCELONA PLAYER #RATINGS AFTER DESTROYING #DORTMUND IN THE #CHAMPIONSLEAGUE:
09.04.2025 22:55 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0#EidMubarak
31.03.2025 09:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Pedri is the best player in the world. any position. poetry in motion every game.
29.03.2025 11:08 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0always wondered what Pogba would have turned out like if he had joined Barcelona as a teenager.
Sydney Schertenleib is going to give us the answer.
superhuman talent!
mr beast tweet reads: I have a pilot living in a $2,500,000 private jet and if he doesnโt leave for 100 days he keeps it, a cop/criminal in a jail and if they donโt leave for 100 days they win $500,000, and someone living in a gym until he loses 100 pounds for $500,000. Canโt wait to upload these ๐ฅฐ
mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be
20.03.2025 01:18 โ ๐ 18816 ๐ 3016 ๐ฌ 436 ๐ 983
Itamar Ben Gvir:
"Annihilate, smash, eradicate, erase, crush, shatter, burn, be cruel, punish, ruin, crush. Annihilate!"
This is the genocidal voice of the Israeli government.
ROME IS BURNING, SON.
(the USA turning into North Korea after years of their comedians making fun of North Korea is very funny)
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this fucking moron is going to cripple the US government and then force them to turn to private business to run the country, lining his pockets.
itโs going to be a DISASTER.
Rome is burning, son!
๐จ NEW POD! Barcelonaโs BEST & WORST signings of the 21st century
@muhammadbutt.bsky.social joins @ronanmurphy.bsky.social for a Transfer Podcast Special: Barcelonaโs 5 Best & Worst singings of the 21st Century. #Barcelonafc
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They both think that fair play is a disadvantage, they both prefer whites, they both have used dodgy real estate valuations to prop up their assets...the comp actually plays out pretty well.
03.02.2025 17:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Real Madrid are the Donald Trump of football.
03.02.2025 17:21 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0ainโt pretty, but this is what the big tent looks like! weโre gonna need the dummies
02.02.2025 16:17 โ ๐ 1212 ๐ 99 ๐ฌ 37 ๐ 19so glad for it to finally fall for him. heโs worked his socks off but he no luck to now.
26.01.2025 20:46 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Eric Garcia is such a blessing and a curse at centre-back.
sensational on the ball, heโs part of why the football against Valencia has been so good.
but the couple of times Valencia have managed to attack heโs folded like laundry. ๐๐ญ
the Barรงa Femeni admin is 100000% aware of how hot Alexia, Ingrid, Salma, Mapi and Frido are.
24.01.2025 17:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0We widen to reveal: the thirsty world of women's football fandom
24.01.2025 16:22 โ ๐ 29 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 2
Why Man City are like a jam donut and five signings that can help ๐ฉ
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until Rodriโs ligaments return to full working order, yes he is.
21.01.2025 22:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
The proverbial game for the neutrals
21.01.2025 22:03 โ ๐ 52 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
SOM EL BARรA!!!!!!!!!
21.01.2025 22:00 โ ๐ 444 ๐ 100 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 23Pedri is the best midfielder in the world and whatever the flaws in this Barcelona team (awful goalkeeeping and an overreliance on two men to do all the scoring) they have a phenomenal amount of spirit and courage and QUALITY.
21.01.2025 22:10 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
why do #Barcelona keep throwing points away?!
19.01.2025 15:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Definiciรณ grร fica del partit de Lamine:
15.01.2025 23:30 โ ๐ 73 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 2
Yep.
14.01.2025 17:39 โ ๐ 40 ๐ 14 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 5Chelsea were not the best team in the league whupping everyone in sight under Frank Lampard.
also, again: TWO 17 year-olds!
