Mercury Valley

I hope neither of these guys do stimulants, that could really make things spin out of control quickly

Idk why but I misread F-18 as F-150 like the pickup and honestly can't decide which I like more

a Yemeni child raising an F-18 out of the Red Sea like an X-wing

Please know that I and many others are in constant fear right now - the proposed fix? Stop being me, cease existing in public.

Please be mindful

6-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A dog character, wearing glasses, a shirt, and tie, stands at a podium labeled with a microphone. He says, “Research has shown that dogs are the most loyal creatures.” Panel 2: Continuing his talk, the dog lecturer says, “That’s why the love language of unconditional affection is called…” Panel 3: With enthusiastic eyes and a slight smile, he confidently declares, “…Doggy Style!” Panel 4: A giraffe character pops in from behind the curtain whispering something to the dog. Panel 5: The dog is now standing silently behind the podium as the spotlight stays on him. He seems awkward and regretful. Panel 6: The dog walks off the stage slowly, tail drooping. He tosses his speech notes behind him. A sign in the background reads: “Science of Love – Dr. Doggy.”

"girl dinner"

I painted a cat in a bookshelf! medium: Nicker poster colour on Arches watercolour paper

Egg drop soup
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime

who is this rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting.

HES SO FUCKING COOL THANK YOU SO MUCH AAAAA

Had to try Zoot Suit Samus

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time

Printed instructions for microwaving a potato with encircled bullet point, “Potato may whistle in microwave.”

for the potato fears not death

If thats the only option left, then let it fail PLEASE

Cafeteria dish full of rounded meaty things with a notice at the front saying "Meet balls"

Pleased to make your acquaintance, sirs

Whoever did the mix on that halftime show... are you allergic to Kendrick's voice????

Nah, might get around to it later

for this year, they’re gonna let tucker carlson fuck the green m&m on camera, raw. no blurring

*Super Bow Ad*

Kramer from Seinfeld: ahh! Jerry, this football game, it’s OUT OF CONTROL

Bart Simpson: don’t have a cow man

Kate Upton: I’ll have a cow

John Cena dressed like a genie: you said it

Voiceover: Raytheon defense systems, defending our shores now more than ever

Maybe 17 beers and 13,000 calories worth of spinach and artichoke dip will help me feel better about the world

(tired daniel craig voice)

Close your eyes and envision world peace. Now keep them closed and envision me doing the dick helicopter. Now open your eyes and TA DAAA ONE OF THOSE CAME TRUE

Photo of ocean floor. Rocks, coral and the blue of the ocean above it. Above photo it says, "Science alert" The citation: (Sampaio et al., Ecology 2020) below photo. Headline: Octopuses observed punching fish, perhaps out of spite, scientists say. Author: Peter Dockrill

Some say a cat is best for us

But they seem to find us preposterous

Felines are fine

But I've got spite on my mind

My familiar is now an octopus

[kidnapper pulls my hood off]

Me: [sobbing] where have you taken me and what are your intentions?

Johnny Cash: Reno and… *cocks pistol* I won a Grammy for this next part

A seagull drinks from a container marked “DOGS ONLY, NO SEAGULLS.”

every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos

*millions of people are forced into a line and being actively fed into a woodchipper*
People: PLEASE HELP US! WARN PEOPLE!

Media: oh ho ho absolutey can do!

"The Moral Case For Woodchipping, by Woodchip Investor Genocide-Fan"

I'M SO GODDAMNED CHECKED OUT I'M A GODDAMNED LIBRARY BOOK (sorry for yelling)