Lori Chief Petty Officer

Also, they’ve been reading smut since the printing press

How do the women read with their wand on max power? :P

#Trump

I’m sorry… at what point was DC not under federal control?

YouTube video by Ben Simon a.k.a. Cartoon Man Central Gefilte Joe and the Fish - Fairfax Avenue

Your moment of “Oy!”

#funny

Do they mean Gold Key?

I'll find that lockbox full of signed copies of Exiles #4 (Malibu 1993) some day!

Those are clearly shaved kiwis

Those are clearly shaved kiwis

Blondie & Dagwood movies were their era’s Punch and Judy shows

Wild Planet or Record Outlet?

There’s nothing in the rules that says an *Unseen Servant* can’t serve as a midwife.

#dnd

YouTube video by Lukas Arnold They’re so afraid NYC’s next mayor might be a Muslim from Queens

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Quote the Raven: “*I* am your father!”

I was 26 when I joined LJ — already older than I was prepared to be

That’s what Mark Almond is for!

I was on it 2001-2009

I know… I’m willing to bet it started off as a ritual to get scared kids to sleep

Don’t we have robots for that?

It’s my fault for staying in character my whole life

If I recall correctly, you spit “a few“ beans at the spirit. It didn’t say that you had to fill your mouth with them, but I assume the volume of beans is directly proportional to the amount of spectral activity you have to deal with. If I had to guess, I would say keep it to 3 round bursts

I wouldn’t troll this — I used to practice Wicca and I get the importance people place in their workings. I was just referring to what I read about this ritual in history books. Obviously, this practice pre-dates Germ Theory

No, I mean literally I read this in books on Roman Mythology when I was a kid — you put the beans in your mouth and spit them at the lemures

I read you were supposed to spit the beans at them

No, Mike. For you, its euthanasia by POGS

Picture of a Star Wars tarot card, The Moon, featuring the Death Star in place of the usual lifeless ball of rock.

Gen Z has grandfathered Nirvana into Emo

Little bastards…

Or you could be a real nerd and already know! :P

That’s no moon…