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Turgidburgers

@hidingpirates.bsky.social

He/him. 5'6. 200lbs. Gamer. Comic nerd. Married. Dumb as rocks. Terminally Audhd. PNW born and bred. I love my dick and you should too. I'm usually gaming. Or lifting. Cashapp $maestroza Venmo @majorus-z

606 Followers  |  380 Following  |  326 Posts  |  Joined: 30.10.2023  |  1.9079

Latest posts by hidingpirates.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Flannel fwednesday fools

04.02.2026 16:20 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Tbh I love the lil guy. #fcf

05.12.2025 23:18 — 👍 106    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 0

Cage looks damn good on you.

02.02.2026 21:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You and me both

02.02.2026 21:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lil guy is barely there at all 😤

02.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So damn cute

02.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Always stretch nude

02.02.2026 19:27 — 👍 53    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

Mesmerizing

01.02.2026 17:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A shout out to all the cocksuckers of the world. You do gods work.

01.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 76    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 0

It was made For the gays, by the gays.

01.02.2026 03:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Bald alert!

31.01.2026 19:36 — 👍 33    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

Just love some Dad-Ass

31.01.2026 17:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Him big

30.01.2026 22:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If that ain't a fat cock, I don't know what is.

30.01.2026 20:18 — 👍 67    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0
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Balls are real full today. happy #fdf to all

30.01.2026 15:04 — 👍 31    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

Oh that's a good boy!

29.01.2026 23:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Highly recommend fucking your friends

15.01.2026 21:02 — 👍 155    🔁 21    💬 2    📌 2

In a heart beat!

29.01.2026 20:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I missed the cumshot, but here's proof that it all still works

29.01.2026 16:51 — 👍 33    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Thank God. Was very concerned.

28.01.2026 18:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Counts as humps right?

28.01.2026 17:10 — 👍 33    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 0

🤣🤣🤣

28.01.2026 16:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Demonstration is very helpful

28.01.2026 06:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

???

28.01.2026 01:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Drooling 🤤

27.01.2026 23:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thaaaanks. I need to wear more button ups

27.01.2026 23:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Working. Instead of getting a BJ. Oh how I suffer

27.01.2026 22:10 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Just a damn good nut.

14.01.2026 19:50 — 👍 83    🔁 19    💬 4    📌 0
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Monday :(

05.01.2026 17:36 — 👍 45    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Good cage check

27.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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