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Writer of funny mysteries. Jersey guy, fluent in sarcasm, not a MAGA fan. Comedy nerd. You got a problem with that?

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You can’t leave de what you don’t already have.

17.12.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m pissed off that the YES Network hasn’t brought back Yankees Hot Stove.

15.11.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So glad I know that.

14.11.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone has to explain to me how that works.

22.10.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.

21.10.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 30172    πŸ” 16364    πŸ’¬ 2387    πŸ“Œ 1707

Just out of spite I still hope Seattle beats them.

15.10.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pitchers and catchers report in 129 days.

09.10.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice series.

09.10.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cam Schlittler.

08.10.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t talk to me, then.

07.10.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The bad Yankees are back at the worst possible time.

05.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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As Trump tells generals to get ready to invade US cities... and his party shuts the govt rather than help Americans afford health care...
New Jersey can't allow the Trump party to take over state government.

NJ's election is NEXT MONTH. Make your plan to vote for @mikiesherrill.bsky.social

01.10.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

See the movie, β€œThe Man Who Skied Down Everest.”

27.09.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure am glad we got Doval at the deadline. Balk and a wild pitch, and they lost by one run.

04.09.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see it. I just don’t know how to stop it.

29.08.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Slow?

25.08.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The Yankees, and it pains me to say this, are done.

10.08.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Devin Williams can never pitch in a high leverage situation for the Yankees again.

06.08.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How can something be β€œfunny as hell?” Is there something funny about hell? Educate this atheist. (Just about this one point, please.)

04.08.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching the Yankees these days actually gives me stomach acid.

04.08.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Count on it.

02.08.2025 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope to see you there!

02.08.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

State media has arrived. It’s hard not to think this train can’t be stopped.

01.08.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has Spencer Jones’s phone rung yet?

26.07.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They used to say rooting for the Yankees was like rooting for US Steel. This year rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for the Titanic.

24.07.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every year I give up on the Yankees and then they start playing well again. So I’m officially giving up on the Yankees.

22.07.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone who walked out of β€œSuperman” and thought, β€œthe problem with that movie is the dog,” saw a different movie than I did.

22.07.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally, the identity of β€œFlorida Man” is revealed!

19.07.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Their cult IS gullible.

18.07.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I see no reason to watch CBS ever again.

18.07.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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