Shallow

Make sure you discuss any homebrew mpreg rules with your group in a session zero to make sure everyone is on the same page before the adventure begins.

New mutilators and they made them big mutant Terminators instead of Centurions! Yes!! YES!!!

A 32mm miniature WW2-era British special forces soldier with a red beret, open sleeveless vest, carrying two enormous belt-fed machineguns

Got a single model done for January #PaintSlam26. Brick from Reichbusters. I wasn't brave enough to do a proper face on such a soft sculpt...

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Melania movie bombing so hard they had to distract with releasing the Epstein files and dismissing the Luigi charges on the same day.

Shockwave wasn't in the movie, so someone had to step up and fill the war crime quota.

a television with a static screen is on a table ALT: a television with a static screen is on a table

feels so good tho

🥺 What if we kissed in the MRI machine 😳

A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

YouTube video by ShallowVA Final Doom's Best Map - TNT: Evilution vs. Final Doomer +

Your shipment of Cacodemons has arrived

A salmon run would be cool as like a reverse extraction shooter where you play as a salmon and you compete against enemy salmon to swim upriver to your birth pond and you have to avoid enemy bears and you win by nutting so hard that you die.

"I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."

Quakescrolling: Like doomscrolling but the enemies are 3D and you can look up and down

YouTube video by ShallowVA Somewhere in Time - TNT: Evilution vs. Final Doomer +

They really put their whole Casalussy into these secret maps.

it's crazy how we're all thinking it.

In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the Scrungaloids, but the humblest of all God's creatures, the sticky glue trap.

The short lifespan of editions is what made me not interested in playing 40k anymore. You mean I could wait half an edition for my codex to get updated, my army loses half their models, and then a few months later the whole edition gets thrown out? Madness.

The Pink Panther added an entire animated credits sequence just so they could have an actual pink panther in the movie somewhere and then they spun it off into a whole unrelated cartoon show about the panther.

locked in? bro i’m tucked in

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Abigail likes to hang out in the caves and eat rocks! Truly the most goblinny person in town.

Tried to use the old abbreviation "b/w," which back in my day meant "backed with" as in "bundled in" or "also includes." Apparently that is nowadays more commonly used by the MLP roleplay community to mean "boop/whisper." Getting called unc by bronies is devastating.

Really fascinating to see Warhammer rules presented not like a wargame, but more like a board game.

But also: genestealer sneaking around paper clips is very cute to me for some reason.

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THERE IS A WEB APP FOR THIS NOW! OMG 😆

And with the goblin green base, power spanner, and big ol monster hand tech marine shoulder! This is the most 80s marine that there ever was.