Sharklicker 2000

Republican 3 Branches of Government…

Can we make melting ice a religion?

Plenary authority
Fuck that

The only purple revolution worth a shit wrote "darling nikki"

This is great. The absurdity of this moment captured. Make it go viral.

Discovery

Crockett

He mght just get pine boxes back

Except Bondi

I hate those smug assholes

He wasn't shot.
He didn't win.
He's on the list.

🙄

Acne denial will do just thay

For decades

With sinusitical oysters

A hoodie may make him appear taller. Like a garden gnome

Gravity is gangsta in russia

Oh look the party that screams “family values” every five minutes is silent when one of their megachurch darlings pleads guilty to child sex abuse. But they’ll trip over themselves to ban books and attack drag shows. Tells you everything you need to know.

That's science!

What's the "transgender agenda again?" Smfh...

So ethel cain.

Either you're against fascism, or you're foolish enough to believe it won't come for you.

Now do Republikkkans

I'd say lies, lies, and more lies but that record is so warped from repeat. Meal team six needs to be euthanized.

Yeah see.
Take that Jaguars.
See?

Fucking bingo bingo bingo!

Weirdos

Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social

"Foreign and domestic"