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Gerty, Gert, Gretchen, Gretchen Evans, billiethepoet. Spends a lot of time on the internet, reads and writes for fun, asks questions for money. She/her.

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An ebook reader displays a book cover. The image on the cover consists of two White men in vintage suits standing close together. One of the men is blond, wears silver glasses, and is holding a large tome. The other man has dark hair and is holding onto the edges of his suit coat. In the background is a city scape at night, with a comet in the sky above. The scene is contained in a frame of yellowed paper with black tentacles reaching onto it. Cover text reads: Rath & Rune 1, Unhallowed, A Novel of Widdershins, Jordan L. Hawk. The ebook reader is on a dark blue background, offset by a light blue square. Text reads: free on Kobo, February 16-23. Murder. Monsters. Librarians.

An ebook reader displays a book cover. The image on the cover consists of two White men in vintage suits standing close together. One of the men is blond, wears silver glasses, and is holding a large tome. The other man has dark hair and is holding onto the edges of his suit coat. In the background is a city scape at night, with a comet in the sky above. The scene is contained in a frame of yellowed paper with black tentacles reaching onto it. Cover text reads: Rath & Rune 1, Unhallowed, A Novel of Widdershins, Jordan L. Hawk. The ebook reader is on a dark blue background, offset by a light blue square. Text reads: free on Kobo, February 16-23. Murder. Monsters. Librarians.

FREE ON KOBO!

Unhallowed (Rath & Rune 1)

Can a bookbinder with a secret and a librarian stop an evil book from being unleashed on the world?

DOWNLOAD HERE: www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...

17.02.2026 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
BBC News screenshot with the subtitle "Welcome to the year of the whores. People around the globe celebrate..."

BBC News screenshot with the subtitle "Welcome to the year of the whores. People around the globe celebrate..."

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all

17.02.2026 09:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5101    ๐Ÿ” 2318    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 56
A logo with a circular image with a rainbow background and the white silhouette of an open book and a poised quill over the circle. Text beside this reads Indie Press Webring.

A logo with a circular image with a rainbow background and the white silhouette of an open book and a poised quill over the circle. Text beside this reads Indie Press Webring.

A year ago, I proposed making a web ring for independent presses! And - tada! The Indie Press Webring connects independent publishing houses. We're small, and we need your help spreading the word so we can grow.

Readers and Press folks alike, check it out: indiepresswebring.com

๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ“š
๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’™

16.02.2026 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 107    ๐Ÿ” 85    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

!!!!!!

16.02.2026 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for referencing this gem of a movie.

16.02.2026 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday Ms. Bev!!!

15.02.2026 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOUIE ๐Ÿ˜ญ

15.02.2026 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HOW COULD THE PITT DO THIS TO ME?

15.02.2026 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The cover of Netherford hall on a berry colored background, which says 50% off audiobook

The cover of Netherford hall on a berry colored background, which says 50% off audiobook

If you, like me, adore audiobooks, well! The audiobook for Netherford Hall is on sale, now through mid-March. www.audiobooks.com/promotions/p...

15.02.2026 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of a cat under a bed with a rotisserie chicken with the caption:

This is Beans. Beans stole a while rotisserie chicken off the counter. Not a piece. The whole chicken. Beans dragged it under the bed and growled at us for forty minutes. Beans is 9 pounds.

A photo of a cat under a bed with a rotisserie chicken with the caption: This is Beans. Beans stole a while rotisserie chicken off the counter. Not a piece. The whole chicken. Beans dragged it under the bed and growled at us for forty minutes. Beans is 9 pounds.

Become ungovernable

14.02.2026 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5252    ๐Ÿ” 1412    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 83    ๐Ÿ“Œ 112
Coral background with faint heart illustrations. A glossy male Blackbird with a bright yellow bill faces left. Large title reads: โ€œBirds as bad exes*โ€ Smaller text reads: โ€œ*Yes, you read that right.โ€

Coral background with faint heart illustrations. A glossy male Blackbird with a bright yellow bill faces left. Large title reads: โ€œBirds as bad exes*โ€ Smaller text reads: โ€œ*Yes, you read that right.โ€

Happy Valentineโ€™s Day, from us to you. Tag your exes. Xoxox

14.02.2026 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 935    ๐Ÿ” 382    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 114

Paying this little for any of the Queens of Fate books by @natania.bsky.social is a crime, but if thatโ€™s what it takes for you all to start reading them then Iโ€™ll allow it.

13.02.2026 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture of a gray haired woman wearing a shirt that reads on the back โ€œcome see my daughterโ€™s film A Womanโ€™s Work at Santa Barbara Film Festival 2/11 at 11:20am 2/12 6:20pm I am a Jewish mother seeking a girlfriend/future wife for my filmmaker daughter (she is multilingual and has an adorable dog). Please inquire with meโ€

Picture of a gray haired woman wearing a shirt that reads on the back โ€œcome see my daughterโ€™s film A Womanโ€™s Work at Santa Barbara Film Festival 2/11 at 11:20am 2/12 6:20pm I am a Jewish mother seeking a girlfriend/future wife for my filmmaker daughter (she is multilingual and has an adorable dog). Please inquire with meโ€

Best advertisement Iโ€™ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival

12.02.2026 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11157    ๐Ÿ” 1626    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 123    ๐Ÿ“Œ 145

Disabled people are part of the future.
We must and should imagine and dream of futures where disabled people don't just exist but are everywhere, as we should be.
This need to fix/cure all disability is a eugenicist dreaming, and we should want better for ourselves.

12.02.2026 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 658    ๐Ÿ” 221    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Booooooo that sucks balls

11.02.2026 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do I leave my house? Everything out there is expensive and shitty.

11.02.2026 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This reminds me I need to go buy new toner today.

11.02.2026 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today, in a meeting full of managers, our HR person recommended asking AI for some reasons why our staff may be struggling if they have performance problems.

Yeah, I'm not going to outsource empathy to AI when managing my staff. Horrifying.

09.02.2026 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uppies: Need a ride? We'll pick you up.

09.02.2026 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 173    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

MLMLLM

08.02.2026 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1127    ๐Ÿ” 151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

!!!

08.02.2026 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, if people are okay with reading AI works, why would they pay Coral Hart or anyone else for them? Just feed what you want to read about into your own AI and make your own story.

08.02.2026 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture of a digital display that reads: Drink of the Month - ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID. Absolut Citron, fresh lemon juice, hibiscus simple syrup, egg white, and malbec wine float.

Picture of a digital display that reads: Drink of the Month - ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID. Absolut Citron, fresh lemon juice, hibiscus simple syrup, egg white, and malbec wine float.

Stopped into a random sports bar and

08.02.2026 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The point of the AI project is to provoke despair in creative people. They havenโ€™t produced profits or anything anyone wants, just a steady stream of articles about how us artistic types canโ€™t do the thing weโ€™re already doing, making art. Jokes on them, weโ€™re even better at despair than they are.

08.02.2026 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4764    ๐Ÿ” 1243    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud

08.02.2026 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5808    ๐Ÿ” 1509    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

This is insulting to readers. It assumes that they will read any terrible quality slop they are handed & be grateful.

This woman is not a writer, she does not care about being a writer, & she does not care about art. She cares about making easy money and found a population she felt she could dupe.

08.02.2026 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sign says โ€œbookstoreโ€ above a window, inside the right shelving is all black and the left is all pink. One side of the window says Hopeless Romantic Bookstore, the other sports the Little Ghosts ghost logo on top of a stack of books.

A sign says โ€œbookstoreโ€ above a window, inside the right shelving is all black and the left is all pink. One side of the window says Hopeless Romantic Bookstore, the other sports the Little Ghosts ghost logo on top of a stack of books.

The rumours are TRUE!

There is a Romance x Horror bookstore PopUp in Union station running from now until May 31st. This great little space, shared between us and Hopeless Romantic Books, is the pink/black bookstore of your dreams.

Come by say hi on your next commute!

๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’•

08.02.2026 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Unpopular opinion: this is my favorite season of Bridgerton. I wish it had the production value of the first season but I'll take it.

I also completely recognize this is super biased by the fact that Benedict Bridgerton is 112% my type.

08.02.2026 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have been watching this shift and been so sad about it. Heading to a Friends of the Library sale today to see what the recent past may have to offer.

07.02.2026 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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