Dan West

I think Jennifer Aniston has come into her own in a big way with solid comedies the past like 6 or 7 years.

This has been a wild year. I am personally and professionally the best I've ever been while a lot of my friends have never been more at risk.

I love you, and if you need help please ask. I will be fine, lean on me.

Impressive! I've only got 17 blocking me.

I know The National Review is garbage, but the fact that they had a hit piece ready to go on Jimmy Carter less than 3 hours after his death was announced is next level.

Wish a motherfucker wood. As much wood as his heart desires

I'm on the road (as usual), and Brittney and Donk's starter packs make it easy for me to find entertaining and like minded people to follow to curate my feed without me spending a ton of time. Check it out!

So here's a thing you can say about a dog but not a person:

"Ooh, I love her color!"

I'm pretty grateful I stopped at the Mars Cheese Castle when I was on the road the other day. Grabbed 3 big bags of white cheddar ranch popcorn.

I still fall asleep to White Collar most nights.

Hey! They also throw money at that one dude who makes a horror mini-series every year. Can't ignore him, even if I don't remember his name.

Saw someone in an online game call for the only two black characters to be enslaved, then another make a 3/5 compromise reference.

Both were shocked when I pointed out the racism, and retreated quickly to me being too sensitive and unable to take a joke.

It's a bad mental health day.

Got you back!

Let’s get drunk and pretend it’s the holidays causing stress and not the slow descent into madness

Hello!

Okay so maybe I'm too grumpy and cynical, but I'm pretty exhausted of people singing happy birthday in public. Nobody gives a shit but you. And if we're being honest, most of you don't give a shit either.

Happy to!

Hello!

Of course!

Good advice!

I've never seen a miss on your lists, it's great

Except for eggs.

Its funny, because I'd support all of these platforms but none of the people he supports do.

Have you ever considered doing a comedian starter pack? Even if I'm not on it, there are so many talented comics who deserve the boost.

I've had this happen after shows, and it makes no sense. Like, I'm glad you had fun, but why are we doing this?

As a resident of West LA it's important to take a moment on Christmas Eve to remember those we lost in the 1988 Nakatomi terrorist attack.

I'm at the end of the Emmerich companion quest line and Manfred is a real one.

mewy cwismis

I may be wrong, but this feels written by someone who has never experienced a Midwest goodbye.