Jake

I haven’t had a single Little Debbie Christmas Tree cake this season and I have FEELINGS about it.

Boy, it's nice to see my boy Milano back in the game. Let's go, Buffalo!

Officially Deactivated Twitter. Feels great. Now let’s get some traction here.

Lots of conspiracies about the eclipse on Monday. What have you heard? What can we expect will be brought to light in the darkness?

Super-bowl halftime shows have been reduced to medleys that are nearly indistinguishable from musical collection CD advertisements played on late-night TV in the 90s.

Ah, yes. The week before the Superbowl. When we see teaser trailers for the teaser trailers and ads for the advertisements that will be played during the game.

Movie Idea:

A coven of psychics and seers that have a ritual of merriment on the spring equinox, but it is entirely dependent on the prediction of the state of that day foreseen by their almighty; Punxsutawney Phil.

Bought a new brand of melatonin and had a dream that I was at a big public party wrangling my drunk friends through the antiques department and trying REALLY hard to get away from a chatty Elon Musk. There were really good steak sandwiches for $5 there though.

Finally watch Oppenheimer. Micro review:
- Beautiful film. Watched in 4k and was not disappointed.
- Emily Blunt and RDJ are far better actors than anyone gives them credit for.
- Cillian Murphy has a distance to him that by all logic would not suggest a leading man, but dammit, I like him.

It's nearly Xmas. Who's got the cuccidati?

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Sick for a exactly one month. Turns out, it's COVID! Just tested positive. I hear this is how it's going this year. Not pleasant. Stay healthy, friends.

Oh, cool! I see you've converted that old theatre into a brewery/banquet hall/apartment complex and kept the asthetic of a theatre for nostalgia and character. Know what would make it even cooler?

If it was a fucking theatre.

Kid: Mr. Albarella, how long have you been working here?
Me: Here? About 2 years. But in the district? About 12 years.
Kid: 12 years?! That’s older than me!
Me:

In this day and age, there's just no excuse for store-bought bread slices not fitting in the toaster slot.