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Steve: Dad, hey! Hello, you didn't pick me up! I sat outside school like an idiot for over four hours! Then I walked home like a, like an animal! Do you even care? I mean, did you even pick Roger up from soccer practice?

She calls me the Queef of Police! There’s no way she could be saying that in a nice way!
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klaus has an interesting life
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Stan: you need to have sex with Jeff

Francine: I'm not gonna have sex with Jeff!

Stan: then I will have sex with Jeff?

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Stan's co-workers are really stupid
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I feel so seduced yet safe
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An underappreciated persona
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Roger is very committed to his persona #americandad

Stan sure is weird
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These two have no game :D
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This is one of my go to comfort episodes of American Dad.
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Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du
Yeah
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Roger: I got my song!
He skulks the woods, with his lumbering gait
Roger: Hey!
Varicose veins, and a balding pate
Roger: Oh, come on!
This chin-less creature, with gnome-like features
Roger: Gnome-like?!
You can smell his ass all over the lake
Roger: Well, that's true.
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Roger: oh Pamela. I was just looking for you. You have the same scowl your mother had... when I banged her... after I pulled the plug. ( Pamela shoots arrow ) God, I was kidding! Looks like someone pulled the plug on your sense of humor. This meeting is over, Pamela. #americandad

Matty: Thank you, Terry. what does burning flesh smell like? This reporter need no longer wonder. after arriving at a multicar pileup
on the 395. Body after charred body was pulled from the wreckage of the gruesome collision. And I stepped on a eye.
Terry:That is precious. Keep us posted
Matty:kay

Sydney: you spent $700 to steal $10 gloves

Roger: . . . Shut up!

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We've all moved on!

Grow a mustache!

Missour!

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Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du
Yeah
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♪ I'm the pickle king ♪
♪ Of course, trophies are my thing♪
♪ When I get 'em in stock ♪
♪ There'll be a line around the block ♪
♪ So don't miss a beat, head across the street ♪
♪ And show me how to fill out a trophy order sheet ♪
Pickle mania.
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a cartoon character is laying on a bed holding a bottle of soda ALT: a cartoon character is laying on a bed holding a bottle of soda

Klaus

Francine: get creative, use your pinky
Hayley: I am using my pinky
Francie: but are you really using it
Hayley: I am
Francie: I don't think you're using your pink. Get. Up. In. There.
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Steve: you spent all the money on your whores and your stupid Klaus tattoo
Roger: Klaus likes it
Klaus: 😑
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If I become a king #americandad

euphoric photo of dolphins jumping under a rainbow

this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!

Roger: make sure you get my good side. Just kidding, both sides are good. It's my front that's the problem.
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This is what I mean when I say "it gets better"
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I like the American Dad game app mostly cuz of these social media post the characters do
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Roger singing: just like the white wing dove sings a song, sounds like it's singing ooo ooo ooo

First time I ever heard Edge of Seventeen by Stevie nicks
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