Jeremiah Murphy

When the weather forecast uses the word “plummet,” it’s not great.

I saw a Cybertruck downtown. I'm going to crunch some numbers, then I'm going to the bank, and I'm going to get a loan, and I'm going to egg it.

(4/4) It's sad when anyone dies, I get it, but people who aren't millionaires or great actors are dying in droves because of executive orders signed in the past month, and they're more than happy to do it while we're worrying about something else. This will continue until we do something about it.

(3/4) I don't know the guy. I don't know anybody who knows him. He could be the coolest dude. He could be an abusive monster. We don't know. All we know is that he was a phenomenal actor and a millionaire, which puts him about as far away from my sphere of influence as you can get.

(2/4) Yes, Gene Hackman and his wife are dead. Yes, they were in separate rooms. Yes, Hackman is a really good actor. So what? Seriously, so what? How does this impact me in any way?

(1/4) I have been in a foul mood today, which might be the reason why the news aggregates I don't want whenever I open a browser, and the news alert I didn't ask for in my email, and social media in general, are getting to me today because they only want to talk about one thing.

She Doth Protest My walk from Union Station to St. Mark’s Episcopal Church, only a few blocks from the Capitol, takes me past the headquarters for the Heritage Foundation. These are the people who repackaged George…

Resisting with an exclamation point.

I just flung (by accident) an open can of cat food onto my stove. How’s your day going?

I have spent more time thinking about borscht this weekend than the previous combined forty-eight years and nine months.

When they make me show-runner of Doctor Who, I will cast Indira Varma in the title role.

I remembered just now that the first and only time I watched Reefer Madness was with withh my parents.

It depends not on the strike, but the person you're talking to or which online resource you are using.

My cat likes to play because he thinks I need exercise and stimulation.

To let you know, I've heard from strikers not to boycott the business. If there's a boycott that affects the bottom line, they will be less amenable to negotiations. When they tell you not to cross the picket line, they're talking to other employees.

Trying to get the eyes right.

There's a smoking ban in our building, and my stairwell smells like pot. I feel like that person is SO CLOSE to understanding.

The Descent of Ryan As a Doctor Who fan, I enjoy multi-Doctor adventures, in which they bring back their former lead or leads to interact with the present star. “The Three Doctors,” in 1973, set the precedent that the…

In which I am a Time Lord.

I don't know if this makes anyone feel better, but buckets of snow are coming down, and it's going to be about 10 degrees during the inauguration.

Art Failure It’s been really cold here lately (Colorado people, shut up), and I’ve been working from home so I don’t have to walk a mile to my Metro stop through some Jack London nightmarescape with tundra tem…

In which I forget what was going on this weekend in Washington D.C.

Felt like drawing Union Station

Beavis and Butthead run the country now. We had our chance, and we decided that we'd rather have a felon rapist as president than a black woman.

Has anyone been in a Tesla? I ask because I hate their door handles. I hate them so much.

It's legal on DC, but that doesn't make it any easier.

I didn't like Twitter, but I'm taking a chance here.

Don't think ring-kissing is what they do on their knees.