Viced Rhino

Had fun in Europe, but damn travel sucks.

Can't wait to put my Berlin video together...but I still don't think it'll be done before December.

Fun fact: an important soil component in the Amazon rainforest is sand that gets blown across the ocean from the Sahara.

Airborne particles can go a long way.

My editor ( @piperdrawsnstuff.bsky.social ) is working on a thing for me...
@surisamu.bsky.social

He can't leave me.

He knows I'd publish the pictures if he did.

Next week should be back to normal

youtu.be/X_K-shDq-kM?...

A display of themed rubber ducks. The Spiderman ducks are right next to the Elsa ducks.

There's no way the people at the rubber duck store are unaware of the significance of putting spider duck next to Elsa duck...right?!?

This has to be on purpose 😂

"Pardon me, but why is she allowed in here in that state of dress?"

Roman Catholicism: the religion where you must cover your shoulders out of respect when going to see their paintings and statues of a bunch of ladies with their tits all the way out.

Made it to the hotel safely.
Finally.
Was supposed to be here 33 hours ago...but I'm here.

Bed time.

Mission fucking accomplished 🥵

Remind me never to travel again.
Direct flight was canceled...books a flight with one stop.

Missed the connection because the first flight was late...almost made it. Ran like a lunatic through the airport for a solid 20 minutes...got there just after they closed the doors (plane was still there 😭)

I watched all three of them...twice.

But I'm weird in that i really enjoy terrible movies.

They were so bad that not a single actor made it through more than one movie...the whole thing was recast twice.

i can see this one is going to get a lot of use

In the UK, and I found where the Ents cross the road.

"There Is No Epstein Client List," Say Epstein's Clients Jul 8, 2025

WORLD — Concerned citizens of nations around the world breathed a collective sigh of relief this week, as the individuals who comprised Jeffrey Epstein's client list assured everyone that there was no Epstein client list. After years of speculation about the names that could be present on the list of people who were involved in Epstein's alleged global human trafficking ring, the matter was finally settled by the people on the list issuing a joint statement denying the existence of the list. "The list that our names are on does not exist," said a representative of the people named on the list. "While it has been claimed that the presence of our names on Jeffrey Epstein's list was evidence that we were potentially guilty of horrific crimes against innocent victims, we can assure everyone that there is no ‘client list,' regardless of the fact that our names are on it." Though skeptics maintained that Epstein's client list most definitely existed and was being concealed by powerful elites to keep it secret, the powerful elites were adamant that it was not the case. "Don't be ridiculous," said one powerful elite. "As one of the people who is named on the Epstein client list, I can say with full confidence that there is no Epstein client list. Please stop asking about the release of the Epstein client list, thank you. Because it doesn't exist. And I would know, because my name is on it."

Congratulations to the Babylon Bee for accidentally writing something funny! This article was published a week ago.

You still haven't seen Sinners though.

Also I'm going to refer to double penetration as "using the parallel port" from now on.

YouTube video by Pirate Software Data Transfer

TIL that the daily uploads to YouTube are the data equivalent of less than 2 litres of cum.

If I have to know it, so do you.

www.youtube.com/shorts/c2yj8...

And are the water molecules not in contact with other water molecules, thus making them wet by your definition?

J. Warner Wallace shows us how good he is at answering the skeptics...as long as "the skeptics" are pastors role playing as skeptics.
youtu.be/vt0wyd51Ods

New verse to "we didn't start the fire" just dropped

I stab you in the back every time I press the uWu button.

When Jesus returns, you better not be on the toilet. He won't take you mid-shit, and you'll be stuck on Earth for the tribulation.

I went to the washroom this morning. When I came out, the dog had been let out and there was a bowl of cereal on the counter.

My partner was nowhere to be found.

Christian me would have had a moment of "oh shit, did I miss the rapture?"

Atheist me figured out that she just popped out for milk.

Yes.
They came from conservative Christian homes where Halloween was of the devil, and not to be celebrated.

NEW COMPOSITING REEL LET'S GOOOOOO

I love making people's pretty animation even prettier 🫣

Like what you see??? DM or email me at piperdrawsnstuff@gmail.com to have me on your team 😉

#compositor #PortfolioDay #2danimation #aftereffects #postproduction

A youtube comment that reads as follows: 1. Humans and chimpanzees were separately created. 2. Humans and chimpanzees have a large number of ERVs in the same corresponding locations in both the human genome and the chimpanzee genome. 3. When a retrovirus inserts itself into the genome it lands in a random location. 4. The probability that retroviruses would land that way is basically 0. 5. Therefore, the vast majority of ERVs in the human genome are not from viruses.

Who wants to tell them what the "V" in "ERV" stands for?

One of the guys who is in the best position in the world to actually do real things to help just can't think of anything but thoughts and prayers.

Fuck off, coward.

Criticize The New York Times all you want, but it is consistently the best source for stories and op-eds that reveal how much The New York Times sucks.