Bel of many hats

Look, the world is a shit show. So I'm making a new one. Every Tuesday and Thursday morning. You should come hang out. Azurhia Under the Hood live on the Sparabel YouTube channel. Come ask probing questions about my elf genealogy. ;)

09.02.2025 05:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everything is on fire, but you're still here, you glorious undaunted weirdo! Go forth and survive gloriously and weirdly for another day in the face of all opposition like the motherfucking badass you are!

28.01.2025 17:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

in retrospect I think it may have been a mistake to make the work machine and the procrastination machine be the same machine

26.01.2025 16:56 — 👍 4213    🔁 568    💬 29    📌 26

Last night I had one of my classic anxiety dreams: audition with no preparation. So I performed Meatloaf's "Wasted Youth" as a dramatic monologue, and got a standing ovation. Take that, anxiety dreams!

24.01.2025 18:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Top image of Maria Renard proclaiming "Most of what's bad in the world is because of stupid old men!" Her hair blowing wildly. Bottom image is Carmilla of Styria in her red robes, holding a golden goblet and pointing at the screen (Maria) ala Leonardo Di Caprio pointing meme

Carmilla watching Nocturne be like #castlevania #castlevanianocturne #fanart #mariarenard #carmilla

20.01.2025 11:12 — 👍 4471    🔁 1076    💬 41    📌 19

If you don't end up lying in bed at midnight with your significant other, watching reels of animals reacting to humans farting and cracking up together till tears pair out of your eyes, what are you even doing with you life? ;)

17.01.2025 11:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've been experiencing that a LOT this summer. Ah yes, it's the ADHD meds. Cool. Cool.

15.01.2025 20:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Taking Leave If you want to know when I pretty much drew a line though my friendship with Neil Gaiman, it was when Neil acknowledged that he made moves on his early-20s nanny on her first day of employment. Thi…

Thank you, John. Thank you.

*I* am sick and devastated, and I've never met the man, just his work. I can only imagine what those who called him friend are feeling.

whatever.scalzi.com/2025/01/15/t...

15.01.2025 20:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Last night I managed to kill a skeleton and use its bones to tame a wolf puppy who I fed to adulthood and who now follows me around wherever I go.

Which is how I won Minecraft.

08.02.2024 16:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I keep trying to make it, and not getting it right. Hehe. It's clearly life or death stuff. ;)
I'll get there eventually.

11.01.2024 16:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Buttercream is my nemesis

09.01.2024 23:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The sky is blue. The bees are buzzing. The flowers are bright.

30.12.2023 01:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0