Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
30.04.2025 19:57 — 👍 22925 🔁 5828 💬 173 📌 137@diemond.bsky.social
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Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
30.04.2025 19:57 — 👍 22925 🔁 5828 💬 173 📌 137The tiger’s pumpkin treat is scheduled for Sunday, October 28 at 10 a.m. (Photo by Jeremy Dwyer-Lindgren/Woodland Park Zoo)
Big cats in the wild are naturally curious, and pumpkins would be unfamiliar objects with unusual smells, tastes, bright colors and shapes.
This is a tiger at Woodland Park Zoo, Seattle carrying a smaller pumpkin to its inevitable doom.
Back on my bullshit
10.08.2023 02:34 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I want to be the hottest bitch in the grocery store
10.08.2023 02:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Are you volunteering? He pays in mouse toys
01.08.2023 20:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I meowed them to him but he has invoked the right to remain silent thus far
01.08.2023 18:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He basically fingerprinted himself
01.08.2023 18:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He was caught yellow-pawed, Yulya
01.08.2023 17:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tan powder is spilled over a countertop and floor.
Two guilty paw prints made out of tan powder are on the floor.
SOMEONE (Mr. Felix) was helping me do my makeup this morning and put his WHOLE PAW in my powder!!! Powder everywhere!!! NOT helpful.
01.08.2023 17:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0-lt air and the rust on your door
I NEVER NEEDED ANYTHING MORE whispers of are you sure NEVER HAVE I EVER BEFORE
Annihilation vibes
31.07.2023 22:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sa-
31.07.2023 15:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s ya girl in the grocery store feeling the tops of all the cans to make sure she won’t have to use a can opener
30.07.2023 19:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New Carly Rae Jepsen album day ✨⚔️💖
28.07.2023 13:57 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0