it’s ya girl, Ari

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

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The tiger’s pumpkin treat is scheduled for Sunday, October 28 at 10 a.m. (Photo by Jeremy Dwyer-Lindgren/Woodland Park Zoo)

Big cats in the wild are naturally curious, and pumpkins would be unfamiliar objects with unusual smells, tastes, bright colors and shapes.

This is a tiger at Woodland Park Zoo, Seattle carrying a smaller pumpkin to its inevitable doom.

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Back on my bullshit

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I want to be the hottest bitch in the grocery store

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Are you volunteering? He pays in mouse toys

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I meowed them to him but he has invoked the right to remain silent thus far

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He basically fingerprinted himself

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He was caught yellow-pawed, Yulya

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Tan powder is spilled over a countertop and floor.

Two guilty paw prints made out of tan powder are on the floor.

SOMEONE (Mr. Felix) was helping me do my makeup this morning and put his WHOLE PAW in my powder!!! Powder everywhere!!! NOT helpful.

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-lt air and the rust on your door

I NEVER NEEDED ANYTHING MORE whispers of are you sure NEVER HAVE I EVER BEFORE

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Annihilation vibes

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Sa-

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It’s ya girl in the grocery store feeling the tops of all the cans to make sure she won’t have to use a can opener

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New Carly Rae Jepsen album day ✨⚔️💖

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