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Parker Ruiz πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

@snowmanblues.bsky.social

I gave my ice cream to a shark and now I’ve got nothing to eat. Correlation β‰  causation. Sciencer, skeptic, lover of Scooby Doo and Encyclopedia Brown

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FIFA peace prize

FIFA peace prize

Person who actually deserves a trophy is the artist who made the FIFA peace prize trophy look like everyone in the entire world holding their head in their hands out of secondhand embarrassment

05.12.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4339    πŸ” 904    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 181
Spiraling Shape
YouTube video by They Might Be Giants - Topic Spiraling Shape

Spiraling Shape by They Might Be Giants
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em6v...

05.12.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As soon as you write a book on your experiences you can't use 'these are my private thoughts' as a reason not to answer questions about those experiences.
I mean, come on. One or the other. No one forced you to write it.

05.12.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face wearing a black jacket ALT: a close up of a man 's face wearing a black jacket
05.12.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hegseth's name tag having a typo in it in the middle of this shitshow is some real Veep stuff.

02.12.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 182    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 14

Trump: holds an B. Sc. in economics

Also Trump: doesn't understand percentages

02.12.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump: We'll destroy anyone we suspect is drug running near Venezuela, kill everyone on board b/c it's a threat to Americans.

Also Trump: Meh, I'm going to pardon the ex-president of Honduras, who was convicted/doing a 45 yr stint for moving HUNDREDS of TONS of cocaine to the US.

02.12.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Welcome to SAFE, Canada!

When like-minded partners join forces on security and defence in a turbulent world, our countries grow stronger, our industries benefit and our citizens are safer.

Our Joint Statement ↓

link.europa.eu/QCDtpr

01.12.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 747    πŸ” 178    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 32
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In Congress, He Said Tariffs Were Bad for Business. As Trump’s Ambassador to Canada, He’s Reversed Course. Pete Hoekstra once testified that β€œthe market should dictate the price of steel, not the government.” But he now champions the Trump trade policies that are being linked to job losses in his former Mi...

β€œThe market should dictate the price of steel, not the government,” Hoekstra testified before the House Ways and Means Committee in 2003 on President George W. Bush’s temporary steel tariffs."

No conviction.
They believe none of what they are saying.

Personal gain was enough to sell everyone out.

01.12.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

"Whenever you write, whatever you write, never make the mistake of assuming the audience is any less intelligent than you are." – Rod Serling

14.11.2024 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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GOP Rep. Troy Nehls won’t seek reelection to Congress The Richmond Republican, a staunch ally of President Donald Trump, made the announcement with days left before the deadline for candidates to file for the 2026 primaries.

The good news: The extra grifting, mega MAGA rep from my mom’s district has decided not to run for reelection.
The bad news: His *twin brother* will be running for his seat. FFS

www.texastribune.org/2025/11/29/t...

29.11.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Burt Meyer, 99, Dies; Made Lite-Brite and Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots

The designer of Mouse Trap, Rock'em Sock'em Robots, Lite Brite, and many other toys has passed away.

What a legacy of joy!

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...

24.11.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 467    πŸ” 170    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8
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I'm thankful for my ICE whistle.

27.11.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5287    πŸ” 1059    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 66
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Wow, this Ireland ad about protecting your kids on your online posts. It might give you pause….think before you post about their activities.

27.11.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 235    πŸ” 146    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 15
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.

Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.

26.11.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 8238    πŸ” 2822    πŸ’¬ 211    πŸ“Œ 172

"We cannot negotiate with people who say 'what's mine is mine and what's yours is negotiable'."

John F. Kennedy
25 July 1961
re: The Berlin Crisis

27.11.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1787    πŸ” 720    πŸ’¬ 118    πŸ“Œ 40
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Happy Thursday, Canada 🍁

27.11.2025 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 623    πŸ” 172    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 15

They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!

27.11.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4330    πŸ” 1190    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 174
Young Rival - Black Is Good [Official] (Autostereogram Video)
YouTube video by Young Rival Young Rival - Black Is Good [Official] (Autostereogram Video)

The youngins have found a good way to get us Gen Xers to watch their music videos. Flashbacks from the 1980s ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AKt...

27.11.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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World-famous brewing institution leaving U.S. for Canada A renowned American beer brewing school is heading north and getting ready to settle in at a new address in Montreal.

World-famous brewing institution leaving U.S. for Canada #USA to #Canada

Since 1872, the famed Siebel Institute of Technology has taught generations of beer brewers the fine art and science of the craft in Chicago. But in a statement on

/1 thread

www.ctvnews.ca/business/art...

26.11.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 265    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 16

Scientists: have you been the target of an online harassment campaign, doxxing, or weaponized FOIA requests? I'd like to talk to you about steps you had to take to protect your digital security for an upcoming Nature story. (You can be anonymous if necessary.)

RTs appreciated.

26.11.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 388    πŸ” 407    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 7

This is Canadian for "I'm leaving you for the rest of the world." #cdnpoli

23.11.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk's Boring Company Caught Hiding Toxic Waste Pond in Vegas Elon Musk's Boring Company has been illegally dumping toxic waste byproduct for months, landing itself a $500k fine from local officials.

Richest person in the world. Still cuts corners to screw the environment.

futurism.com/advanced-tra...

23.11.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œEmbarrassing” and β€œhorrifying”: CDC workers describe the new vaccines and autism page "The best way I can put it is it feels like we're on a hijacked airplane."

New from me: I talked to CDC staffers about the new vaccines and autism page. They said things like:

β€œThe best way I can put it is it feels like we’re on a hijacked airplane.”

β€œI think people are starting to see that we can’t fulfill our mission here.”

21.11.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1642    πŸ” 772    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 49
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Are you lacking a stocking this year? Do you need a Easter Basket to celebrate the Resurrection? Do you just need a bag for all your plastic bags? Then we have just the whimsical bag for you. Limited quantites available

whatahellofawaytodad.com/products/yip...

19.11.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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Terrific

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a cartoon character says there 's nothing i can do in front of a group of people ALT: a cartoon character says there 's nothing i can do in front of a group of people

Almost every House Rep voted to release the Epstein files but it’s no cause for celebration. It just takes pressure off reps who got flack for stating they would vote no. Bondi will do Trump’s bidding & start an investigation. He’ll say his hands are tied. Can’t release them.
Mark. my. words.

18.11.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations!

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Meme image of a chicken standing on a beach, with waves in the background. Text reads: If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day.

Meme image of a chicken standing on a beach, with waves in the background. Text reads: If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day.

@fallenlights.net was kind enough to share this with me, and thus, I spread the wealth.

16.11.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 996    πŸ” 430    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 7

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