Brianafen

maslows hierarchy of needs but it just says women who allow me to call them mommy

when I play shooters, I'll pick any gun but the M1 Garand because I hate playing with a high ping

We love seeing hot girls in dresses

qtp with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥💃🏻

lets rake ibuprofen together meme but with Domperidone

manifesting

need my ride* pimped**

*penis
**inverted

I was just thinking about this!
Same!

Photo of a naked Super fat short brown haired white woman looking down at the camera which is between her thighs showing her large belly with a peek of fupa and sparse public hair. Her belly rests on her thighs

It's not going to suck itself...

moo...?

big fat trans girls...
😵‍💫🤤😵‍💫🤤😵‍💫🤤😵‍💫🤤

oughhh.... I love...

Alex spots a baseball player and in disbelief, she clasps her hands to the sides of her face and says "WOW! Trey Yesavage! You're my hero!" Trey Yesavage points to himself with this thumb and nonchalantly states "I was born after 9/11. Alex's face rapidly ages, melting into a heap of loose skin and wrinkles. John Schneider grabs Yesaage by the shoulder and says "Kid, you gotta stop introducing yourself to people that way."

looking at a plushie's bsky bio and seeing "poly" like yeah, u sure are polyfilled

yeah i have a type. my type is a girl who puts her phone down starts nodding and smiling when she notices that i'm starting to get really excited about the nerdy thing i'm explaining to her even if she has no idea what i'm talking about

repost if you want your neck bit and sucked on or if you just want to be held and told you’re loved ;w;

poly ppl be like wow you are the love of my wife

Making out + grinding + groping > actual sex 💋

Anakin: so is it like...is it weird cause they call each other brother?

Ashoke: But they arn't ACTUALLY brothers though its complicated I guess maybe its

Obi-wan: We do not need to talk about this please

Yoda chiming in from the other room: Selfcest it is.

A metal sign that has been repainted with custom text over the printed text. It reads WARNING THIS PROPERTY IS PROTECTED BY A HIGH & TRAINED PUPPY GIRL not responsible for injury or possible death

you come over to hang out but this is on my front door, wyd?

Imagine this: we have socialism and a planned economy. A new technology is invented that automates a ton including your job. No worries. You get paid to get retrained in a new field and you can keep living in your apartment cause you’re not charged to live there. All is fine.

Since BlueSky designates women's bodies as porn, make sure to drop a few tips my way to support my apparent sexual labor of merely existing. :)

ko-fi.com/melodywillow
ca$shapp: $SableMelody
v3nmo: sable-melody

Im sooooo Normal about this

huge ears braless elf has been doing numbers on tumblr lately for some reason, so you guys have to look at her now + new drawing of her (first two from 2024)

✨🏳️‍⚧️ Belated Pride Comic (1/4) 🏳️‍⚧️✨

Maybe we shouldn’t let someone who doesn’t believe in germs and who thinks it’s okay to eat roadkill and swim in contaminated ponds be in charge of our national food safety.

Do you have a regimine to induce lactation? I've been thinking about asking my doctor about it but idk if it's something you have to get prescribed.

Need milky udders fr.