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This really is a great picture:

My bike gloves bring all the cats to my lap

And they're like: meow

Cool cool, now do the rest

You deserve a lotta bit of sunshine

This is Grayson. He has never worked a day in his life, but that doesn't mean he can't sleep like he does. 12/10 (TT: ohgraysono)

WHOS NEXT???!?!?!!

this but “arrest rich pedophiles”

Shout-out to Dave. We appreciate your brain. Please don't let the zombies have it.

This document lists places in Canada where an American woman can have an abortion. You can also connect me of you need help or have questions. Abortions are legal here and residency is not required. We will help you.
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look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

When will it be our turn? 😞

omg not only are you still posting on x but you pay to have a little checkmark? how embarrassing for you.

a golden retriever puppy is being held up against a colorful sunset sky and appears to be taking a selfie. the clouds closest to the horizon are shades of orange and pink, and it fades to blue. a joshua tree behind the puppy is positioned so it appears as if it's coming out of his head. this angle gives the puppy a couple of chins, but please don't comment on it.

This is Hugo. He just wanted to make sure you didn't miss the sunset. 12/10 thank you Hugo (IG: maui_thegoldenpup)

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

thaw
ink & watercolour

#art

three different pics of the same old white lady wearing green surrounding a full moon

there are three wolves inside of me

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.

This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

Making Lunch - Gator Days Characters Liam - Capybara - A quiet and introspective child. Ember's older brother. Ember - Capybara - A LITTLE GIRL WHO LOVES SNACKS AND YELLS EVERYTHING! LIAM'S LITTLE SISTER! Transcript Panel 1 Liam and Ember are having some lunch. Liam has made a peanut butter sandwich for himself. He prefers a simple lunch with minimal texture surprises. Ember is sitting in front of jars of peanut butter and jelly with labels claiming they are "Natural" and "Fruit Flavored". She also has a loaf of bread and is wielding a knife! Don't worry, it's one those thick butter knives for kids that's designed not to pierce or slice. Although it's still probably dangerous in Ember's capable hand. Liam: Do you want me to make you some lunch? Ember: NO! I WANNA DO IT! Panel 2 Liam turns his attention to his sandwich and takes a bite. While controversial, he prefers smooth peanut butter. The texture of crunchy is incredibly unpleasant in his mouth. He holds no ill will towards anyone else who prefers crunchy. Panel 3 Liam suddenly feels something sticky on his arm. He looks and sees that some jelly has mysteriously landed on him. Now would probably be a good time to see how Ember is doing. Panel 4 Oh no. There is peanut butter and jelly everywhere. The butter knife has been stabbed into the loaf of bread. The peanut butter jar has been knocked over. The jelly jar is no where to be seen. There's a slice of jelly covered bread stuck on the wall. Everything is incredibly sticky. Liam does his best to take this in stride. Liam: What did you make? Ember: MISTAKES! If you see the jar jelly, please tell them to come home. We miss them.

Making Lunch - Gator Days

a woman sitting at a table with a microphone and a cup of coffee Alt: A woman sitting at a desk then stands up, screams, and punches the air in excitement.

SHE CAN'T BE STOPPED

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a couple walking through a busy zoo. The girl says, “come on! They have the monkey that looks like Mao Zedong!” Panel 2: her boyfriend says, “what? That can’t be right…” Panel 3: a little marmoset clings to a mossy branch. It’s the spitting image of Mao Zedong. The boyfriend says, “oh dang”

....probably not? If they sell paper bags in an aisle it might be cheaper, though.

photo of a hard taco from taco bell with a shell made from doritos. the shell-shaped wrapper says "Taco Bell: TACO on the inside. Doritos on the outside."

of COURSE there's a technology the left is excited about

I hope whoever invented garlic bread had a good life.

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Death Sentences // Updated for Linda Davis