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As seen on the @nytimes, @cnn, @wsj, and @cnbc, aspiring Forbes 30 under 30 Felon

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July 20, 1969

20.07.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Prime to those that celebrate

I celebrate 40-50% of the time

08.07.2025 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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British Embassy Washington - GOV.UK

The British Embassy celebrates Independence Day!

www.gov.uk/world/organi...

05.07.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Columbia Concedes to Trump’s Demands After Federal Funds Are Stripped The administration has moved to cut $400 million in federal funding to the university without changes to its policies and rules.

Columbia has established what kind of school it is. Just haggled over the price

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/21/n...

22.03.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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James Harrison: Australian whose blood saved 2.4 million babies dies Known as the 'man with the golden arm', James Harrison's blood contained a rare antibody that saved millions of lives.

Maxwell House should name a coffee blend after him

www.bbc.com/news/article...

03.03.2025 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree with you 100.0000000001%

27.02.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone that voted for Trump is having regrets, I’d say the chickens have come home to roost, but they are all dead from bird flu

28.01.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All that β€œmasculine” energy from team Trump and they can’t stand a little cold?

17.01.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember kids, Santa prefers ultra pasteurized whole milk, and chocolate chip cookies

None of this raw milk nonsense

25.12.2024 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What's in a name? Republican vice presidential nominee JD Vance has had many of them Over the course of his 39 years, Vance’s first, middle and last names have all been altered in one way or another.

TIL JD Vance isn’t using the name he was assigned at birth: James Donald Bowman!

apnews.com/article/elec...

17.12.2024 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What kind of toxic hell has Instagram been for teen girls that motivated the current marketing blitz on all media I consume (TV, streaming, podcasts…)

17.12.2024 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When Trump said he could shoot someone, and not lose any votes, I didn’t think that it could be true.

I just never considered he meant insurance CEOs

06.12.2024 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This year I am engaging ChatGPT to help fight the war on Christmas:

Oh Santa, you tyrant, atop your red seat,
Selling joy’s promise with lies bittersweet.
I’ll fight with my wallet, my coupons, my witβ€”
Your kingdom of tinsel? I’m done with it!

02.12.2024 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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AITAH this is a community like r/AmITheAsshole except unlike that subreddit here you can post interpersonal conflicts, anything that's AITA but is not allowed there even posting about Scar from the lion kin...

New post Thanksgiving tradition… reading /r/AITAH

www.reddit.com/r/AITAH

29.11.2024 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thursday!*

*those outside the USA more than likely

28.11.2024 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you need #content for your lair/pack/collection of people… include me!

27.11.2024 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The billion dollar race for the perfect display
YouTube video by TechAltar The billion dollar race for the perfect display

youtu.be/TyUA1OmXMXA?...

Worth a watch on the evolution of display technology

24.11.2024 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
In-n-out exterior

In-n-out exterior

Happy donuts exterior

Happy donuts exterior

Wendy’s sign

Wendy’s sign

Food Establishments on Kodak Portra 400. #xpan

23.11.2024 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@ashleysattar.bsky.social cats!

22.11.2024 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me, Riz, and Joachim standing on a street in San Jose taking a selfie

Me, Riz, and Joachim standing on a street in San Jose taking a selfie

Back on @bsky.app because @rizwan.bsky.social told me too! #influenced hi @fjoachim.bsky.social

22.11.2024 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Two types of countries those that use the metric system and those that have landed on the moon

Meme: Two types of countries those that use the metric system and those that have landed on the moon

54 years ago today the United States put a man on the moon

20.07.2023 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The metaverse just turned out to be Twitter all along

06.07.2023 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Siamese cat on top of kitchen cabinet

Siamese cat on top of kitchen cabinet

#cat #siamesecat

04.06.2023 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tuxedo Cat flopped inside a catio out of a window

Tuxedo Cat flopped inside a catio out of a window

Tuxedo Cat flopped inside a catio out of a window

Tuxedo Cat flopped inside a catio out of a window

My cat thinks he’s an outdoor cat

02.06.2023 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey everybody!

02.06.2023 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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