jay 🐋

if you beat kevin feige in ritual combat they should let you make your own marvel show

anthony mackie has the face of a darling angel and a body that makes me feel like a victorian man who just saw a hint of ankle

yeah times are tough right now but that just means some enterprising southerner is inventing a new and delicious way to eat rice and/or beans

robert irwin are you into ugly transsexuals i have many animal facts to offer if so

at this point my most promising career option is to buy a plane ticket to australia and start loitering at the australian zoo in the hopes that robert irwin falls madly in love with me

this is how writers talk about writing

ENCHANTING SIRENS HAVE LURED ME INTO THIS CHILIS WHERE I WILL SPEND $60

if i see another fictional heart to heart between 2 men end in a brug i'm gonna go ape

if you're online making videos of what car you think people drive based on their vibes you're missing your calling as a medium from 1810

if i had a nickel for every time i've read a black widow comic where there was a plot relevant red room spy who also happened to be a very large talking animal, i would have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

does anyone else remember when ben shapiro was deeply worried about the state of meg thee stallion's pussy. i feel like we moved on from that too fast

the red room isn't special that's just what childhood dance is like

2025 is gonna suck but the only way out is through

your priority first and foremost should be hating your friends shitty parents. and then your career or whatever

tummy upset at work incident. there were no survivors

a mcdonalds frappe is the most delicious drink in the world that does 1d4 frost damage every time you take a sip

my very favorite genre of video is "guy who looks in danger of being carried off by a strong gust of wind pretending to be tough with his best buddies" it's truly heartwarming

they had to hold him without bail because we would have put together the greatest talent show this town has ever seen and then they'd have to let him go

help me luigi manicotti whoever the fuck you are....... you're my only ho

does anyone wanna hold hands and lay down in the soft quiet snowy night and not get back up w me

potentially the coolest thing i've ever seen is a shark barfing up another shark

finally. another platform i can forget about and neglect