Audra she/her 🌈

Fireworks. Fuck random citizens and their desire to literally turn their money into noise. Organized events from professionals - fine. No more boom sticks in kids hands.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Like. Are you fucking kidding me? This ridiculous system we have just…. Ummmm got…. Worse?!?!? FFS.

🤣🎯

This is brilliant

I want to live in a world where most of the news is stuff like this

Sometimes clouds make magic and bloom… I love a sky flower.

When things can’t possibly get worse - remember that time you watched a supernatural cumulus blossom.
#yourewelcome #deepbreaths

When life brings lemons…. I have bears. #yourewelcome #deepbreaths

WOW: The White House says the president's MAIN PRIORITY is his BALLROOM. SNAP is ending. Subsidies for health care are gong to double and in some instances quadruple plan premiums. The government is shut down. The cost of living is through the roof. And his priority is his ballroom.

"nearly half..." ???

it's an open book test.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...

I have far too many big, really BIG, huge, giant, overwhelming feelings right now. So sometimes I just doom scroll my favorite photos from back when things weren’t so… how they are now. #yourewelcome #deepbreaths

Choices.
They should have consequences.

The birds head is cut off. And the other one is cut in half. These are prints you are selling?

Ummm. This is your website? Showcasing your favorite photo?

I cannot heart this post. There is no option for middle fingers. Or trash fires. Or profanity. I may need to take 45 mins now and decompress. Why did I click? What is wrong with ME?

A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

Yeah. That’s fair. Congratulations! In the spring I’m going to try to adopt more ferals because they are so fucking adorable all snuggled up together and chasing bugs and getting excited for treats. Tiny moments to make my heart happy and forget about (gesticulating wildly) things.

I did not respond.

You rescued a dog?!? I just watch my semi-feral cats via security cameras and hope their food doesn’t run out before I can get back out to the 100 Acre Wood. It’s simultaneously stressful if I don’t see them and stressful if they are all there eating because the food will go too fast.

My aunt said it’s me (and people like me) that are the problem after I stopped engaging with her and politely explained I have no space or energy in my life for those who can tolerate let alone support such blatant hatred. WE cause division.

Baaahahahaha
Fuck off into the sun

How are you following the news right now??!?! I can barely watch old animated films because some of the references trigger me because they haven’t aged well. People NOW are too fucking gross. Everywhere. You’re way tougher than me.

Oh my fuck.

OH. MY. FUCK.

For fucks sake. 🤮

Just another tree blocking the driveway. Fortunately each one gets bigger than the last and more difficult to clear. Not sure why the delivery drivers are so committed that they will break trail and go around. I am confident they wonder why I leave them in the driveway…. and don’t take the hint…

Sexy #caturday pose for you 💋
#meow

Verona is PISSED to have been left alone for a few days. She is letting @billy4c.bsky.social HAVE IT.

She WILL be letting her union representatives know of these egregious grievances. #sassycat

Oh. My. Fuck.
Side note - for the sake of pettiness.
I’ve leaned into misgendering and using the wrong names for every dickbag I come across. I love watching the indignation and outrage immediately surface and then asking why it bothers them so much…. (blink blink blink)

It blocked me. So weird.

I tried to send you a message. My account has been disabled? You’re the first person I’ve ever tried to message. This reminds me why I don’t miss social media.