A promo image of kermit the frog rubber mask with the person wearing its eyes ominously visible in the mouth
nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask
15.11.2025 21:54 β π 442 π 90 π¬ 8 π 3@longwinded.bsky.social
My childhood heroes were FDR and Chipper Jones. π΅πΈπΊπ¦
A promo image of kermit the frog rubber mask with the person wearing its eyes ominously visible in the mouth
nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask
15.11.2025 21:54 β π 442 π 90 π¬ 8 π 3When you put it that way it almost sounds refined to dodge anti money laundering rules so you can bribe politicians / traffic children / fund terrorism or whatever else those anonymized and encrypted $500 million might do.
13.11.2025 13:46 β π 788 π 146 π¬ 16 π 1RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
13.11.2025 13:56 β π 3411 π 1060 π¬ 32 π 44To the Tiber with Tiberius.
13.11.2025 02:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Morrison, CO
12.11.2025 05:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think βIβd settle for a functioning Democratic Party.β
10.11.2025 21:36 β π 4607 π 697 π¬ 67 π 21Primaries for senators
09.11.2025 22:20 β π 13731 π 3812 π¬ 137 π 160Hereβs video of federal agents doing a drive by pepper spraying that hit a father and his one-year old on Saturday when the Feds were hitting Little Village and Cicero
09.11.2025 21:30 β π 3666 π 2444 π¬ 242 π 369Putting an optic on a fucking Tippman you use for pepper balls is such dork as loser shit.
09.11.2025 02:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. Itβs basically a national landmark at this point
08.11.2025 06:15 β π 12923 π 3240 π¬ 215 π 404The 30 Rock vs P&R post might be the Platonic ideal of βtouch grassβ.
06.11.2025 19:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You donβt need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
05.11.2025 13:57 β π 18611 π 4588 π¬ 151 π 175We did it for you Dick Cheney
05.11.2025 02:32 β π 7509 π 872 π¬ 59 π 22Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...
04.11.2025 15:40 β π 888 π 294 π¬ 26 π 96Great. Now I want Jersey Mikeβs
04.11.2025 15:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Death before outside hires.
03.11.2025 22:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0See ya next year, BaseballSky.
02.11.2025 04:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pitchers and catchers 105 days
02.11.2025 04:23 β π 68 π 21 π¬ 5 π 1As a neutral, this has been one of the best postseasons I can remember.
02.11.2025 03:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey chat, whatβs Thailandβs national sport, and should I be worried about starting shit as a tourist?
31.10.2025 21:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm fine with aggressively spreading the rumor that JD Vance and Erika Kirk are fucking. What do I care
30.10.2025 21:36 β π 1482 π 233 π¬ 105 π 35βin the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.β
John Steinbeck
The great rail strike of 1894 failed explicitly because the white workers refused to have solidarity with black workers.
30.10.2025 16:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0baseball is the most beautiful sport
30.10.2025 03:08 β π 190 π 32 π¬ 0 π 0I think more than 1% of the population has seen a movie.
30.10.2025 02:47 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Grover spent his war sitting happy, thumb on the trigger of his Vickers gun, "watering his Huns". He couldn't take civilian life afterwards, bouncing between the poorhouse and the tavern until he joined up with the Royal Irish Constabulary in 1920. He was accidentally shot by a sentry in Belfast.
26.10.2025 23:24 β π 75 π 13 π¬ 1 π 0lol Treinen.
29.10.2025 02:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Baseballsky is cool and good
29.10.2025 02:11 β π 35 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Becoming a centrist consultant in a leftish way.
'this is a loser for Dems and a distraction from lowering costs for working families'