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My childhood heroes were FDR and Chipper Jones. πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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A promo image of kermit the frog rubber mask with the person wearing its eyes ominously visible in the mouth

A promo image of kermit the frog rubber mask with the person wearing its eyes ominously visible in the mouth

nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask

15.11.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 442    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

When you put it that way it almost sounds refined to dodge anti money laundering rules so you can bribe politicians / traffic children / fund terrorism or whatever else those anonymized and encrypted $500 million might do.

13.11.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 788    πŸ” 146    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1

RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.

13.11.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3411    πŸ” 1060    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 44

To the Tiber with Tiberius.

13.11.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Morrison, CO

12.11.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think β€œI’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”

10.11.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4607    πŸ” 697    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 21
Primaries for senators

Primaries for senators

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Here’s video of federal agents doing a drive by pepper spraying that hit a father and his one-year old on Saturday when the Feds were hitting Little Village and Cicero

09.11.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3666    πŸ” 2444    πŸ’¬ 242    πŸ“Œ 369

Putting an optic on a fucking Tippman you use for pepper balls is such dork as loser shit.

09.11.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

08.11.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 12923    πŸ” 3240    πŸ’¬ 215    πŸ“Œ 404

The 30 Rock vs P&R post might be the Platonic ideal of β€œtouch grass”.

06.11.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

05.11.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 18611    πŸ” 4588    πŸ’¬ 151    πŸ“Œ 175

We did it for you Dick Cheney

05.11.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7509    πŸ” 872    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 22
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Dick Cheney Departs The World He Made | Defector At its heart, American conservatism is a fantasy. It’s a vision of a world too evil to be saved or cared about, and fearsome enough to justify any and every impulse toward cruelty and violence that a…

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04.11.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 888    πŸ” 294    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 96

Great. Now I want Jersey Mike’s

04.11.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Death before outside hires.

03.11.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See ya next year, BaseballSky.

02.11.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pitchers and catchers 105 days

02.11.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

As a neutral, this has been one of the best postseasons I can remember.

02.11.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey chat, what’s Thailand’s national sport, and should I be worried about starting shit as a tourist?

31.10.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm fine with aggressively spreading the rumor that JD Vance and Erika Kirk are fucking. What do I care

30.10.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1482    πŸ” 233    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 35

β€œin the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.”
John Steinbeck

30.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The great rail strike of 1894 failed explicitly because the white workers refused to have solidarity with black workers.

30.10.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

baseball is the most beautiful sport

30.10.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think more than 1% of the population has seen a movie.

30.10.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Grover spent his war sitting happy, thumb on the trigger of his Vickers gun, "watering his Huns". He couldn't take civilian life afterwards, bouncing between the poorhouse and the tavern until he joined up with the Royal Irish Constabulary in 1920. He was accidentally shot by a sentry in Belfast.

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lol Treinen.

29.10.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Baseballsky is cool and good

29.10.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Becoming a centrist consultant in a leftish way.

'this is a loser for Dems and a distraction from lowering costs for working families'

24.10.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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