coco coyote

you’re such a good mother!

i love coyote and badger!

i’m thinking about it right now!

omg it is so cold here (new england/USA). unsubscribe!

I love the Cure!

agreed!

you are in luck because adam collects orange tabbies 🍊

they are

I don't do anywhere near enough self-promotion here.

(scratching, sneezing)

parabéns, i guess?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

and here’s your strip mall

something about this kind of ai error is so funny to me. i completely lose it. i picture having to live in this house with no door and 27 bathroom… ish rooms and the guest suite with no walls around it

another snippet of wacky floor plan, this one labeled something like “MASTER ROKSN”

snippet of wacky floor plan labeled “COAT BATH”

i happen to know that videos of dogs wearing shoes cure 100% of sadness.

holiday grift guide

bowl o’ spackle

also it’s all cold now while you take your stupid pictures. not sure why i’m mad about this but i am!

why must people share pictures of their bad food? why do they do this?

What are the mysterious things in the first picture?

you don’t want to rush it.

brilliant! you should be a life coach.

there’s another lamp, too, but i might have used up all my energy for today.

i put together a lamp! now i’m recovering from that.

oh, black friday biscuit orders (nodding knowingly)

awesome. the first time i saw a kitchen blowtorch was when i was home sick and watching julia child on tv. i about fell out of bed, so startled by the blowtorch.

did you toast the outside with a blowtorch?

screenshot from chewy.com of two cats wearing little jackets