What up, sluts, I’m here to lust over my tattoo artist bc I’ve already done it on 2 other platforms but I can’t stop thinking about his thighs and wrists and even his fucking armpit hair!!!! He had a great vibe even if he kinda yapped more than let me talk but it was still meaningful and I’m a freak
13.04.2025 03:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When your food comes to you sizzling and cracking 😋
22.01.2025 00:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gee who was this about
22.01.2025 00:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This has been one of the most complicated flight experiences of my life!!! Okay probably not really but I JUST NEED TO ARRIVE AT MY DESTINATION ALREADY
02.11.2023 13:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When was the last time you’ve watched the princess protection program??
27.08.2023 21:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is so funny
26.08.2023 23:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Can’t imagine getting an animal I wouldn’t die for
26.08.2023 23:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Besides my pals
26.08.2023 23:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How do you even build up a following on here anymore? Or know people to follow? I feel like I’m in a ghost town or everyone who knows me from before is done with me hahha
26.08.2023 23:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Saw a dog locked on someone’s apartment balcony whining to be let in and felt sad for it. I thought you dog lovers actually loved dogs??
26.08.2023 23:11 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
You ever really wanna fuck someone you know you never can? Or will again 🥺
26.08.2023 22:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Twitter isn’t working so I guess I’m being slutty here
26.08.2023 22:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is so pathetic to admit but I miss going on dates and I feel like it never happens for me anymore 🫢
21.08.2023 19:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Just sent two people messages on hinge I’m gonna throw up 🤢
20.08.2023 01:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Selfie of me with wet hair styled and ready to diffuse dry!
Women are my favorite guy
04.08.2023 08:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
barbie movie is a relationship ender
03.08.2023 01:08 — 👍 792 🔁 203 💬 22 📌 31
Me always lol
30.07.2023 05:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’ve given up on being “nice”. Take pictures of messes, say please clean up after yourself. Bitches don’t get coddled into cleaning up after themselves tbh
16.07.2023 20:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What are these bluesky notes called? “Tweet” is too good lol sorry to bring up our ex in my first post but I need a cute word like “tweet” if I’m gonna make this work
14.07.2023 21:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
In no particular order: Parent, teacher, trans-fem, non binary, pinball wizard, curler 🥌, exmormon.
Disabled bisexual feminist reader who loves pugs.
#dftba #mecfs #pots #pmdd
Married to @vocalmime.bsky.social
Coder, Dr. Pepper enthusiast, and general food enjoyer. I know Portuguese as a 2nd language, learning Italian as a 3rd. I own a couple funny domains like zodiackiller.org and everythingsucksandimtired.com. Archeanthus on a bunch of other platforms. he/him
♉️ | MD 🦀| Graphic Designer | she/her $larzyloo
Ape with an anxiety disorder
i’m that exhausted ph.d. student with the edgar allan poe tattoo. us navy veteran. u of oklahoma alum x2. choctaw & ponca. she/her. 🏳️🌈
cats, plants, design, grief stuff, SLC 🏔️
Reclusive but wildly lovable drug nerd, queen of snark, feminist killjoy, battleaxe bi. Mom to kids and cats. She/they.
Rumor has it I'm a goddamned delight.
trans rights - end genocide
chronically ill | outdoorsman | in my feelings era | 🏳️🌈 | gaylor
🪡🦮🍃🪸🍄🌙🌈✨☔️🍋🧘🏽♀️🕰️🔮🧡♻️
Just a gay trying to get by
I believe a better world is possible 🌈🌎✌️but first I have to bitch about this one real quick. racists/TERFS/tr*mp supporters not welcome!
Terminally online | Living with generalized anxiety in a capitalist hellscape | Undecided on what I want to do for a career
Substitute Teacher. California Mormon. Trained in political science. Expect stuff about those, plus nerd stuff, disability stuff, and more. 🩷💙💜
queer husband and father. ten-cow ass. official Kya’s Twin truther.
