Stephen Wade Scott

Wow!! I am such a little duck!! It’s CRAZY. I have slappy flippers and flappy arms and funny feathers and I go QUACK QUACK QUACK all day long!! I can walk and talk and have nuanced discussions on provocative media and also I want to eat every pea in the western hemisphere. I’m a duck!! 🦆

2/2 claiming to have a 120p file of blackmail on your bandmates in a safety deposit box, swearing you were abducted by aliens, and being a self-proclaimed expert in satanic rituals who once got a blowjob in front of Dimebag Darrell doesn't make you a real one then I'm out.

1/2 I'm no KISS fan, but if nearly killing Gene w/ a rocket, chemical burn melting a pair of asbestos pants to your thigh w/ a malfunctioning smoke guitar, writing "Shock Me" about electrocuting yourself on-stage in Florida while

How Toni Morrison Changed Publishing At night, she worked on her novels. By day, as an editor at Random House, she championed a new generation of writers.

I just finished 'Toni at Random' and this article is really neat.
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...

Feed the rich to the poor.

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Six seasons of Virgin River, and I've never been more on edge than when this damn horse got sick. God, I love this terrible show. #virginriver

I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”

Deal

Until we live in a world where a poor person shot on a New York City street gets a fraction of the investigative effort being spent by the NYPD to find Brian Thompson's killer, then this will continue to be not surprising. The only surprise here is that it doesn't happen more often.

For a while there he was using the Groove Tubes Trio Preamp straight into the board around the time he got the first Cripe guitar in 93, so it may have just been that, actually. But prolly the Cripe Lightning Bolt guitar, for sure.

Could tonight be the night?

Man, this would've been my jam.

This cartoon is spot on.

Who else is enjoying the one blurry guy slowly littering towards the guy behind the red circle on @netflix right now?

#tysonpaul #netflix #miketyson