My Evil Twin

I say high-fructose corn syrup is very good for your health, and I will die on that hill!

😈

Continuing to dance to manifest what I want

two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying evil evil Alt: Kidz in the hall skit w kevin McDonald yelling evil evil at dave foley

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facts

i want this 😐

... it's a paradox 😯

an evil paradox

which is .50 cents extra

delicious evil tho 🙃

sometimes... both are true✨

*replaces all your eggs w cadbury cream eggs*

bc evil

*starts dancing and singing in place in your way*

🎶 can't stop wont stop rockafella records cause we get down baby we get down

The girls the girls they love us
Cause we stay fresh the best nothin less🎶

false, both mine are deceased

sounds like you got lied to by someone 😬

a close up of a squirrel eating a peanut Alt: a close up of me (could be a squirrel could be a lady def evil) eating today's vibe

*eats all of today's vibe before you get any*

Oh, you’re crazy crazy.
Lucky for you I’m crazy-curious

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*shrug*

hmmmmm.... will consider returning (but TAGLESS!) bc evil

whatevs... this what im currently planning on doing to your pillow 😱

the marshmallow dream was from when i tried to suffocate you but gave up... *shrug* evil

YOUR PILLOW IS ALREADY MINE!

you may keep your rock tho, sir 💅

im not a monster

accurate 😈

YOUR PILLOW IS MINE!

you may keep your rock tho, sir 💅

im not a monster

Dear Blerry Complaint Manager:
Blerry is a violent menace and must be stopped.
Sincerely,
a totally not evil twin who may or may not be a squirrel ydkdy 💅📝

brilliant *takes notes*📝

pro tip: put lifts in your crime shoes (unless you usually wear lifts)

evil *shrug* 💅

(evil twin voice, me) build a pillow fort in my bedroom... FROM STOLEN PILLOWS!

facts💅💕