My words are brushstrokes for the soul.
I write to create shelter, stir truth, and wake what’s been sleeping inside me. 🌱
Artist | Poet | Mental Health & Disability Advocate | Songwriter | Fitness | Anime & Fantasy Lover
Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper
Your source for memes and some jokes, some funny videos and other things to show everyone and even your grandma!
📍 The Internet
I'm going to die online.
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
Weird dumpling-shaped entity. Nothing posted here should hold up in court.
Shuffle mode: https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaan7v23ad2xm
the girl with the toaster bath tattoo
🏳️🌈 sleepiest lesbian 👩🏼❤️💋👩🏻
full-time misandrist & part-time heterophobe
FUCK ISRAEL & FASCISTS. free 🇵🇸 & 👊 n*zis
🏳️⚧️ she/they. 🌲 PNW. 30s. ☉♊︎ ☽♉︎ ↑♈︎
🔞 MenDNI
I'm Snuggles🌈she/they✨SL nerd💻 cat on the internet🐱
Haven owner👾🌸🐾
18+ only!🗝️
Gruntled Employee. Load-bearing wall. Don't call me Reply Guy.
Song parody lyricist. Occasional book writer. I work in education but can't really talk about it.
get it?
⠀
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pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
just Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvfdbnpzi6
best Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvjwra6d7s
45, Dad, SWPA, Linux, pro wrestling(not WWE), 70s euro-horror, high fantasy, coffee, punk, metal and indie rock. Leftist. Humanist. Feminist. He/Him bog troll
https://linktr.ee/attackofhubris
Don’t follow me; I’m lost too.
is it baseball season yet?
michele. curator of record collecting stories. writer. inthefade from twitter
long island forever #isles
free palestine, protect trans kids, she/her
http://ihavethatonvinyl.com
Sarcastic, sometimes funny, facts over fiction, wife, mom to 3 (now adults), lover of animals, 💗 sewing and crafty stuff, 2 🐈 & 2 🐕, and 3x grandma! 👵
DM=InstaBlock..Don't DM 🚫
i was bound to happen
the median cow
GAY
cash.app/$BoschB
my children: 🐤🐤🐤
http://imdb.me/georgecaleodis
actor/writer/comedian - Math Professor -
musician - critical thinker - no hate.
please follow me at my new account to continue your subscription to my nonsense 🥟
But the cat came back
It just couldn’t stay away, away, away
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam27xihq3p6
Best, first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam3anox47gk
im normal 🙂
photographer - leftist - pizza enthusiast - movies - music - i cook a lot
Daytime web stuff for education nonprofit, nighttime movie watcher, occasional photographer and cartoonist, cat bros dad, husband's husband.
INFJ / Bi Homo Leaning / Berkeley, CA
If you’re looking for me, I’ll be in the garden
Unofficial Bushy-tailed and agile, these clever rodents master treetops with acrobatic leaps. Driven by a frantic charm, they forage tirelessly, burying nuts to survive winters while keeping the forest lively.
Collective Action Brighton & Hove. Your Party. Left/Green. Solidarity RPM. Give Street Project. Vegan. Gooner. LGBTQIA ally. He/Him.
Pee Wee's Big Adventure dialogue bot. Posting every 30 minutes. Will generate a random reply if you comment.
Thank you, Paul 💙 📽️
Chasin' that S grade premo fire?
Hmu🤙
🥦🍁🥦
https://t.me/darboortdwert
History, mystery, music, sportsball, Coen brothers, David Lynch
Live and let live ❤️❤️
♏️
🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
Social Democrat🌹
"An incurable lifelong learner who will always carry the title of a student"
🇹🇷(Counselor and Guidance Teacher,Tourist Guide,Copywriter,Former Journalist,My hobby researching history)
⛔️DM⛔️PORN
⛔️FASCISM
⛔️(Akp-Fetö-Tarikat-Trol)PLEASE!!
Here for a nice time.
Likes, Deep-scrolls, Vote.org.
Pics, Tech, PodcastAddict.com, Food recs, Original art.
👶 NE 🎒 ND 🐯 Univ of Mizzou 🏡 KS
https://linktr.ee/abobymous
🌟I’m a 73 year old hardcore feminist, far left liberal democrat, married (03/1983) mother of two grown men. No grandchildren, 5 cats and 2 dogs plus 2 grand dogs with 1 grand cat. A sagittarius put on this planet in 1952.
🚫NO DM’s🚫Porn🚫Solicition🚫😱
Born before WWII, But not silent,raised on a farm during Jim Crow days, too young for Korea and too old for Nam. Enjoyed the 60’s especially Grad school in the Bay Area pastored for 35 years 25 in Japan. Hate fascism,MAGA. 🇺🇸Resisters!
Sort-of lawyer. Dad to two excellent humans. Proponent of the Oxford Comma. Friends with someone you know. PNW.
https://www.instagram.com/_mgs_iii
A labeler for some fun and silly labels.
Operated by @gregthemiller.bsky.social and @trickykat.bsky.social
See pinned FAQ for more details. Appeal/DM for label removal.
Pedagogy dork and swamp rat. Alexander Technique, biomechanics, piano, voice, music education. LFC supporter. It’s Noel like NOH-uhl
Tabletop gaming enthusiast, Godzilla apologist, and single dad. Advocate of fully automated luxury gay space communism. Person of ADD. I only yell at clouds when they deserve it.
crabbydacrab from twitter
<something witty>
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
Temporary resident of planet Earth. Likes Movies, Music, Trivia, camping and the beach. Trying to save the world one smile at a time
Middle school teacher. Californian. Dodgers fan.
Trying to survive this dystopia from within the Greater St. Louis Sprawl Zone.
Trying to fight the urge to sing "so long and thanks for all the fish".
Not one fucking night.
Taking care of my chickens and my mentals
#Billsmafia #Sabrehood
Feed link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:din5po362so7fed6adzn7lxq/feed/aaakoxwfp32d6
Girl Dad x 3, Widower, Motorcycle enthusiast, Skydiver, Scuba Diver, Retired Machinist and Structural Engineer, Bookworm,Theoretical and Experimental Physics, Guitarist, New Orleans.
I stand with Canada 🇨🇦 and Ukraine 🇺🇦
#Resist #ProWomensrights #Feminist
Birds, books, art, movies, podcasts, pit bulls, horror, Swiftie. Independent. Never leaving the cottage. The Count of Monte Cristo book stan. she/her
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Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:smlooinqf3wzqi76fiugblgy/feed/aaagwxpjbtyuy
“Follow your bliss & the universe will open doors where there were only walls.”
- Joseph Campbell
Wrapped inside of an oubliette awaiting words.
The answer is 42. 🦀
He/Him: accomplice to the stars and those they've blessed.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ean2befltadvqu5obemolf4l/feed/aaakmk66npqli
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NGL: https://ngl.link/etherealastronaut1
Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
"Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
Meh
I found these on the floor
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| AuDHD | Nonbinary | Poly | Stoner | 28 | AR -> NC
I have 6 cats, 2 step rats, and a wonderful partner.
4/23/25 🖤
Nsfw
Mom of moody teenage girls, occasional writer of words, drinker of coffee and lover of the sky/nature. I'm loud and outspoken and I will never shut up. Pro-Democracy, Pro-Choice, Feminist, Ally.
Pups, ponies and shifty typewriters
(Rockway Gardens, Ontario)
Unfortunately, this is what I'm actually like.
I'm almost certainly joking.
Use alt text. Don't use AI. Love music, hate Spotify.
On the computer.
Musics:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgvnpYq0hBJhzmiRUvDzobw
https://www.soundclick.com/leeharvey
Rest assured I may wander in whatever direction the rabbit hole might lead. Please don't stop me! 🕳️ 🐰INFP/ISFP US/EST
Welcome to BlueSky. Don't be a dick.
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I love Peeps, Miracle Whip, Pepsi, pineapple on pizza, and bleu cheese. I'm basically perfect.
Pfp by onehourlate
My dumb jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:svme5pcm35w2kjzvtqjfe6pz/feed/aaae4clm6s64m
This is the office of my
White Trash Meatball Fight Club.
Milwaukee-ish, Wisconsin, USA
CashApp: $yoamyjo25
Venmo: @yoamyjo25
(the human fund)
((george costanza))
Metal | A7X I Memes I Oilers | Flyers l Eagles I Liverpool FC | Fulham FC | Empathy I Positivity | Travel and Nature Pics | Movies
View Royal, Vancouver Island
I work at a record store, I'm a former member of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Rogers, and now I like to stay home and write. Formerly known as DJ Fart Ghost.
Just my brain garbage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:icwmuvffuts3iaugroxwqjl7/feed/aaajnaptz5uk2
Professional Pet sitter/Dog lover. Mets fan. TarHeel. Simpsons addict. Live music is my escape
Corny jokes and memes. 🏀⚾️🏈🎵🐕🐶
He/Him
I like to like stuff. I have opinions on things.
Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*
Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba
🎨Browse my creations! Buy, donate or just admire:
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Independent Systems Theorist
🇨🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
https://gadflai.substack.com/
NEVER PAYWALLED
Screenwriter/co-creator/showrunner for the upcoming TLC series What the F*** is this S***? and Lifetime Network's Pet Waste Makeover. 🇺🇦
It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. #INFJ Memento Mori
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☀️🐮 🌜🐮 🎈🦂
Inmate #204084 11/17/2023
avid curler and majestic strange bird
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdjnqfgegx3hgnzebvezxfat/feed/aaaopted2peou
I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble.
🇵🇸🇷🇺
La crème de la crème (patissière)
👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xiql7unalmesci5sgalfj6on/feed/aaae4ledalxss
Keeping it funny on Bluesky since its early days as a radio show.
My posts ➜ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kla5p6qnfqixl6bgwbttabhh/feed/aaadag4p2jrvk
Your Mom Loves Me. Go ahead and ask her….
Gamer Dad
Twitch Affiliate
Minecraft and Hytale
Former musician
Rush fan
🏳️⚧️ ally
www.twitch.tv/scotchtapegaming
** I will not follow back political accounts.
Michigander. System Admin. FOSS/Linux fan. Anti-Big Tech. Atheist. Stoner. Leftist. Democratic Socialist. Cat owner x3. Detroit City FC Supporter.
Free Palestine!
Follow me on Mastodon: infosec.exchange/@nathans
Some content may have been re-purposed from the dead bird place 🐦 I don't follow back accounts that don't repost others or only post about one subject. Sorry
"I fake it so real I am beyond fake"
What can I say, I find nothing wrong with hot uninhibited women!!!
Carolinas
Who mistook the steak for chicken?
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Andrew from Pennsylvania, sports fan, bird feeder filler, proud owner of three Level 7 Yahoo Answers accounts.
I use pain to hide the humor.
Unreliable Narrator.
I don't rent pigs.
Here we go again!
My posts, hopefully:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c67vzpvqa7oql27z4lqgatx4/feed/aaal7lp65jnjo
I write jokes people, not to be taken seriously. I administer involuntary nasal exorcisms.
♥️ My wife: @skedaddle74.bsky.social
🎉 My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/aaaemekfmmumo
🚫Crypto 🚫Onlyfan 🚫Porn 🚫DM=Block
Never missed a vote and always voted blue. 💙 I am a blue dot in a red state. X is dead to me…Rescuer of animals. Creative, interior designer.
It’s been a tough life, but I always find a way to be joyful. All inclusive…Safe haven, here.💖(photos: mine)
She/her. lightly mad. So odd I can't even. Possibly right behind you.
*Cosmo(Ew/Yuck): Bane of Therapists
*Content warning: If you're offended by anything, don't follow me.
*Federally funded certified schizophrenic.
*ADHD and persistent anxiety.
*EDS and lupus spoonie.
*Cat.
*Adults only.
*I am absolutely not responsible.
Freelance artist. Paint/ Illustrate. I like your face. He/him
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jt4og2xl6x6az3a4pr6am67a/feed/aaaewlcls2v4i
linktr.ee/dave_tothe_k
Held together with cheese and double-sided tape.
The void deserves treats.
I get my news elsewhere.
You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose
I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose
40/He/Him
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it?
Nerd. 🤓
Taken. 💍
I’m innocent, you’re honor.
43 | male | metalhead | gamer | Swiftie | stoner
I was a snowball in hell.
[he/his]
full of love and caffeine
25 + she/her + desi 🍓🍰🧁🐇
IT guy.
Vegan level 7
Burninating all of the people!
“It is criminal to steal a purse, daring to steal a fortune, a mark of greatness to steal a crown. The blame diminishes as the guilt increases”
Strong Bad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90X5NJleYJQ
I hope I don't offend you, If I do, you have my permission to ignore me.
It used to bother me, now, it's just entertaiment.
Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, general stupidity.
Blue is much more soothing than red.
For mediocrity, press the link below
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Hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities
Why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇
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Functioning Dopamine Addict. Described undescribable.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
Writer, photographer(film), guitar/mandolin/music/dog/pizza/Horror/movies lover. Left of Bernie in most cases, disabled, misanthropic loner. No Pumpkins, No Peace. Know Pumpkins, Know Peace. Pronouns: wut/thefuck
http://www.tradeschoolpress.com/
Digital Education at University of Bristol. Digital Accessibility & Students as creators. Views my own.
Sci-Fi n' Horror n' Comics oh my!
Video games on easy mode.
Eclectic music tastes.
He/Him, cishet, jaded.
Punch up, not down. Not American.
No brains, no headache
Sweater guy
Failed Musician.
Failed Comedian.
Out of work Actor.
Aspiring Writer.
Monday Morning Psychologist.
Part-time Intellectual
The Human Man.
Mascot of the Arcade.
***I swear without asterisks.***
This'll mostly be Horror Movies, Toys, and Retro Nonsense, just whatever I'm currently vibing on. Use the Airbuds app? Add me! https://i.airbuds.fm/jjonahjameyson/uA8Nd79p5n
Get into it.
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Beloved country crooner. Tell your grandma she left her chemise in my touring bus. She's got my number.
34. Mental health advocate. Bruins, Yankees and Patriots fan. Diehard fan of the band Rush. D&D nerd. Cancer survivor. MDNI. #EndTheStigma #FDT
