Charl☻tte

I don’t really have my Art People on this app like I do on IG, and the lack of privacy / unfamiliarity of this app makes me not really eager to put myself out there. I so scared!

for reals I think I’m not gonna post art on here. At least not for the foreseeable future. Probably just gonna yap and lurk.

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By the way, anal acrobats actually use stomach breathing to relax the external sphincter...

*sew LOL

One that looks like a tern for surveying. AIEEEE

I cannot see (yet?) but… I NEED a bag that looks like a bird. Maybe more than one. Badly.

trucks look funny without their butts on lol

omg did you start T?!! I think I need to look at this app more I completely missed that 😭 CONGRATS!!!

I’ve never had a Wellington so maybe I just don’t Get It but I don’t find the thought appealing at all. Why would I want bread dough all up on my meats.

I would hate to be a sea turtle

I’m the only person on the bus rn and the bus driver just made eye contact with me through the mirror 😳

fart emoji when

genuinely funny sometimes catching a glimpse of my skin up close. Like DAMN if I was someone who cared about my pores I’d probably kill myself at this point

Look over there. Dry ice factory.

99% of you that claim to like women with big noses are posturing. Most of you are cowards who are talking about women with small noses that are aquiline or have a bridge bump.

My favorite plumeria variety is Tomlinson Pink cuz the blossoms smell like grape tootsie pops.

if you open up groceries you haven’t paid for and start eating them in the store imma kill you with hammers

the security guard at the behavioral health clinic is staring at my socks with pictures of raccoons holding jelly toasts on them

Reopen da schools.

Sometimes when I watch historical documentaries I genuinely wish I had a worksheet I could do afterwards to help me conceptualize and recollect the information. I yearn for the history class.

one of the coolest things about Pete Seeger was that he hated cigarettes

I got used to it pretty quickly but it alarmed me mostly because I’ve heard the call before in video games and media. So it’s FAMILIAR but so unusual and not part of the standard bird symphony you hear where I live.

Was at an event with one of my Bird Superiors (idk what to call him) and he has a pileated woodpecker call as his ringtone, and it almost always threw me for a loop. We are in Hawai’i what manner of creature am I HEARING

Silver lining of having a little fish in a hospital tank in my room is that I now go to bed at a better time cuz I don’t want to wake her up

Aren't we going to talk about the boots I'm wearing?

I feel like I can’t express too many opinions on here cuz it seems like people actively search up things they care about to start arguments. So I’m gonna kill two birds with one stone. I think Joy Division is a fucked up name for a band AND they should stop making Roald Dahl movies.

hooray… ft. Uninvited man

tomorrow I must have a beautiful breakfast

just made and had the most luscious grilled cheese…