all brawn.

.....
it's tha young feller...
.....
.......
boy howdy, tha's jus'..
..... dandy ( 😑. )
( ..turning down the audial dial (hearing aid) on the side of his helmet to Off )

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he saw his reflection didn’t he ?

iT WAS VERY FRIGHTENIN' ( ☹️ ) !!!!! WHOEVER THA WAS ....
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YA'LL, AH JUS' LOOKED THROUGH A SPOOKY WINDER
( * window * ) AN' SAW ONE OF THA UGLIEST CRITTERS AH HAVE EVAH BEEN SUBJECTED TA BEAR FORCED WITNESS ( ☹️!!! )

IT HAD THIS UGLY RED ROOSTER PLUME KINDA... CREST-LIKE.. ON THA TOP OF ITS HEAD. BRIGHT BLUE OPTICS.. KINDA LOOKS ANGRY !! RUSTY! SCARS !
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kang grimmy is a rough an' tumble, rootin' tootin' reptileee ( 😎 ) !
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( sighs

sits criss-cross applesauce and waits his turn )

it's rude ta innarrupt ( ☝️ ) !

KING GRIMMY!!!!!! BOY, WHATYA DOIN' OUT HERE (😄) ?!?? HOW YA DOIN'!!! EAT YER GUMMY VITAMINS! DON' FERGIT, SONNY!!! THAT WAY YA CAN KEEP GROWIN! EVEN BIGGER! AN' STRONGA !
even though you're so supa alreadah ( 😊 )!

s'allrigh, son, ah don't want it stainin' yer poor peddie weddie (☹️) !!
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ah do my berst ( 😠 )
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( .... blinks )
( glances away )
( grievance.....
...... grie-... vance..
..... gri-... gri..

... grill .... ??
.. grill 😁😁🇺🇲🎆🎇🧨!!! )
ah can sear a mean ol' steak !!

( yayy!!! they're gonna grill together !! )
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ah, also, think it stoo-pid fer an auto-bot ta court a decepto-crook .. ( 😑😒♨️😾..! )
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ARE YOU STUPID

WHY WOULD THERE BE A REASON.
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR EVEN OPENING THIS THREAD ( 🤬🤬😾😾‼️‼️)
RETHINK YOUR LIFE (🫵) !!!!
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REASONS WHY
AMERICA( 🇺🇲🏈🇺🇲🏈🦅!!!) IS THE WORST COUNTRY TO LIVE IN. A THREAD ‼️‼️🧵
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( mixing up some sugar water for the humming birds!
humming && dancing to his country song's tune while he prepares the little birdies' meals ! 🎶 )
fancy like applebees.... on a -

( shaking his hips )
( not too hard !! or they'll lock ! )
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( posing like mr. beast at the camera . )

OLD pEpAw havin' a HeaRT attack SOON !
NAHT CLICKbAT !
SubSRIBE n' HIT THA BELL T' NEVA MISS A VIdEO --

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ironhide probably doesn't even remember doing this but i do. i remember. red alert knows. red alert never forget. ( 🐘.)
i hate the fire chief that yelled at ironhide. do not yell at ironhide. i will run you back & forth with my Lamborghini wheels until you are nothing more than a smudge.
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I did not —

[ optics narrowing at the screen ,
how does a bot even FUNCTION like this ???? ]

I did not misspell ’sunday’ ,
my designation is SUNDER .
. . .
do you require assistance ?

[ gawd he almost feels bad for such an old timer . ]

thar's alrrigh :)
ah have difficulty typin tha tiny words too :]

( showing his For Senior Citizen's , Easy To Learn giant handheld datapad bumblebee got him for his birthday.

its font is gigantic .
just the word "A" takes up the entire screen, he has it so zoomed in && still struggles )
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@tetrahex-ripper.bsky.social
you misspelled Sunday ( 😹😹) !!!
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AHHHHH!!!!
HE'S GOH A GUHHHHN!!!!!!!!

...lucky...😒

( TACKLING THE NEAREST unlucky MECHA

GET DOWN MX PRESIDENT 🗣🦅‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🏈🌎 )
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... ( wha tha ☹️ .. )
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d'aaaaw!
thanks, lil' fellah!!!
ah appreciate tha suppoooort ( 😊😊❤️❤️ )
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TURDAY'S ;poundsign key.; /FIT ( 🤠🤠🤠🤠😊😊😊🤠✨️✨️) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

FIT is :poundsign key.: SLANG fer-- errrr... uhhh.

..
.... ah.. .... ah dun know ( ☹️).
...
...... AH GOT THA SHIT AWNNN THOUGH , AIN'T AH ( 😻 ) !
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why ah oughtaaaa.... 😾💢..
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YEAH, DISINTEGRATE, OLD MAN !!!!!!!

GET YOUR SLOW AFT OUT OF THE WAY RUST BUCKET !!! 💢💢

( busted old soccermom van moving at the speed of a turtle )
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( old lady getting help to cross the street by the girl scout trying to get a merit badge )
well howdy there, lil Missy!
ah thank you kindly! such a well mannered mini !

( tipping his spartan's crest like a cowboy hat, big southern smile ) ( still oblivious to the chaos around him )
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ah remember back on cybertron ... -😊 ( oblivious )
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