Hayley Centimetres

I have never seen a second of The Gilded Age but god I love everyone’s posts about it, just a point every Monday afternoon where people start screaming about Mrs Fish and clocks, never stop committing televisual crimes Julian Fellows

There’s a reason that stuff isn’t sold in clear bottles

Pelt him with a clock this is unacceptable

Apparently here you need a pilot’s license but in the land of the free WHO KNOWS

Better than Bickfords!

You DO!

It is SO GOOD but I recommend watching it not in summer because like Spike’s Do The Right Thing it depicts a summer so sweltering you can FEEL it

A POTION 🍋🍋🍋

Rolling green lawn, bushes and trees in dappled winter light.

It really IS Winter Sunshine Witch hours up here today

A big pot filled with strips of lemon rind, lemon juice, water and sugar.

Up at the parentals helping mum deal with her forty thousand lemons by making cordial and it really is ‘making a potion’ areas

It is my favourite Kurosawa and honestly if ANYONE was going to remake it I’d want it to be these two, who else can step into Mifune’s shoes if not Denzel???!?!!

My exercise coach is a kind, generous man to the point where he is often finding himself in weird scrapes (like being bequeathed a surprise crystal cairn) simply from going “okay, I guess??”

A client of my exercise coach was so concerned about a 5G tower being constructed across the road that she arrived to her session one day with an armload of crystals and now there’s just a cairn of crystals in the corner of the gym “I let her do it to make her feel better but it’s weird right?” YES

FOOTY POSTING: I’m not used to the Bulldogs pulling these kinds of huge margins against good teams, I’ve been demonically cackling since the second quarter

This is how I learn you were not listening to The Decemberists in the 2000s

Foundational voice acting right there

GLO, YES

Sometimes things happen to you where you’re like “I never could have put this series of words together AND YET”

god this is my favourite thing about eating out alone hearing DELICIOUS GOSSIP

Movies AND a ferry?!?!! That’s a banner day right there

💖🥹 Honestly a gift whenever anyone gets to see something you’ve made but when it’s ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD it’s a joy that never gets old

It is our INTERNATIONAL PREMIERE!!! Also delighted it’s playing anywhere overseas since we were worried it might be too Australian 😅

Please know when Chris informed me of this I cackled hysterically for a full ten minutes

Uhh so this is wildly unexpected, but if you live in New Jersey (and I know some of you do) you can see Chris’ two most recent short films - including Passion Pop, the one I worked on! - at KEVIN SMITH’S FILM FESTIVAL in August

A credit from CONVOY reading “and Ernest Borgnine as Dirty Lyle”

The six words every woman wants to hear

The only good websites were made because freaks felt compelled. Money makes the websites go nasty

This screening was already a gift enough but now EXTRA STEPHEN!

NOT ENOUGH DRAWINGS BY RONALD SEARLE okay I need to peruse this

Cannot believe this obit doesn’t ONCE contain the phrase “TV Guide heiress” cos I would have put it in the headline