Hayley Centimetres

I'm so glad it was a lovely day AS YOU DESERVE! 🥳

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaang

Wait what size are the cowboy boots I might be able to save you a listing

I’ve really got to get on there and start flogging my 2000s remnants

This isn’t the result of Magpie mischief is it?

Oh goddamn I was about to do a the father the son and the holy foil

TOOT

Melbourne trains conspiracy theory: they use the same announcement soundbite for “Prahran” on the Sandringham line as they do “Moorabbin” on the Frankston line, I am not a crank

I love that they’re so out and about now

w h e w

Me watching Tony Scott’s Enemy of the State last night and Gene Hackman saying that everyone is tracking everything you do via tech SAY IT LOUDER GENE

DYING at the comment saying he sounds exactly like Žižek HE REALLY DOES!

It’s put an intense NEED in me for the tomato and cream cheese bagel from Everyday Coffee which I probably won’t be able to sate until I’m at my hairdressers next week, cruel

I mean is he wrong

I was deep in the clown movies fandom for 2-3 years and even then I couldn’t bring myself to read the book because TOO SCARY and TOME

OCEAN

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh not on the same continent as my majority of North American followers, unhelpfully 😅 (restaurant name is alt text, which is in Melbourne, Australia)

A bowl of Nepalese momos in a ring topped with spicy sauce and scattered microherbs with a little salad of rocket and chopped tomato in the middle. This is from Elektra on Brunswick Street in Fitzroy.

Important update: Momos

A still from the film The Small Back Room of the actors Kathleen Byron and David Farrar, the light of the photo seemingly emanating from their faces, a glow in the pitch black.

Still thinking about their faces!

Absolutely worth watching if you’re curious about a less known Powell & Pressburger, the surreal Spellbound-esque sequence of an alcoholic attempting to escape both time and a whisky bottle is sublime, plus you get so much time in extreme close up on Kathleen Byron and David Farrar’s beautiful faces

Watching Powell & Pressburger’s The Small Back Room from 1949, a government minister just got overexcited by a calculating machine and kept reeling off sums to plug in even though the guy operating it instantly knew the answers and I was like fuck dummies in thrall to machines is eternal

Me

We used to give Meryl actual proper MEALS of movies

A four sandwich jaffle iron that creates sandwiches with crimped edges so the fillings - like delicious baked beans - don’t escape. I love a jaffle but warning jaffle irons are an absolute bastard to clean.

You need a jaffle iron to safely ENCASE THE BEAN

They are very nice dried! But I’ve never quite figured out what is the optimum texture for eating them fresh

Kings-Avs game started with the lead singer of Iron Maiden doing the anthem ????? then when talking about Anze Kopitar the announcer said “Wayne Gretsky may be the greatest player to have played for the Kings but the greatest King is that man right there” YEAH SIDESWIPE THAT OLD MAN

Silovs is a Penguin???? Sure why not (hockey posting is here, commiserations to all my followers)

I went and had brunch with a friend this morning, visited a nursery and got some seedlings and a venus fly trap, now I’m home watching hockey I am SO FUCKING GOOD at funemployment

getting princess treatment (being married off at 12 and shipped off to a country where I don’t speak the language to live with an inbred gay prince so what’s left of the Holy Roman Empire doesn’t fall completely to pieces)

I’m sorry, this cunt said this TO YOUR FACE????????