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@tongueofdog.bsky.social

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congrats!!! as ur Tumblr moot I am v excited

27.10.2025 03:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

white people will cover pretty much any song regardless of any racial subtext that might be present. it's crazy

07.10.2025 15:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

anyways what I'm saying is that you shouldn't settle for someone who might not text you back within ten minutes when you COULD have someone who'd suck the sweat out of the armpit of your shirt if you even gently demanded it

29.09.2025 06:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me: hi guys can one of you grab a seltzer for me--
both of them already damaging drywall and floorboards in their thunderous enthusiasm to tend to my whims: YEUUUPPP AND YOU CAN SHOOT ME IF YOU WANT AS WELL

29.09.2025 05:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

which is why I believe with my full heart and soul that they are the only men capable of loving me properly the rest of my life. they have dedicated a combined two plus decades to bring balls to the wall crazy for me. nobody is doing it like them

29.09.2025 05:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I do not understand the current wave of nonchalantness and aloofness that is currently en vogue. my partners are obsessed with me and everything I do and touch and anything less from them is frankly unacceptable

29.09.2025 05:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

awesome thing about me is that I am basically pacing around in my brain having a screaming match with myself 24/7

27.09.2025 03:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hehehe

21.09.2025 22:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they should make a menstrual cycle that isn't evil

30.08.2025 06:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if anyone needs me I'll be crawling on the walls of my enclosure

30.08.2025 06:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

friend breakup so bad the whole crew calling them Evil McGee

15.08.2025 16:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

moderating a discord server of 40+ people has gone shockingly smoothly for 5 years until this year, which the two upsets in the chat have been over the following: Marxism and Taylor Swift

12.08.2025 20:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just like, a crazy desire I guess, to not be harassed by the person who abused my partner, idk man,

07.08.2025 00:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I kinda don't think it's unreasonable to say I would like to stop being harassed by someone with more money than my family has seen in its entire lineage

07.08.2025 00:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

boy this is hard

02.08.2025 19:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will not sink into a pit of despair :)

02.08.2025 18:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

my sheer willpower alone and scrappy attitude will see me through this and also all the love in my heart

28.07.2025 01:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

trying to not despair but it's so hard when you're up against someone with literally more money than you've ever had in your entire life

28.07.2025 01:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this is probably the most depressed I've been since March while somehow being an upright, functioning human being

25.07.2025 15:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

mold in my apartment . whoever has a poppet of me fucking quit it

22.07.2025 15:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me : clear quartz is soooo pretty yay lemme look for clear quartz beads
etsy dot com: CLEAR QUARTZ REIKI INFUSED CRYSTAL ENERGY HEALING LIGHT POWERFUL VIBES

16.07.2025 17:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

would you love me if I vanished into the woods for a week and died but then I came back? I came back! what's the issue???

07.07.2025 20:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need Emmanuel Imani in more things NEEEOOOWWW

07.07.2025 00:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God bless everyone who sends me Gale images...thank u @jaystor.bsky.social

30.06.2025 20:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The fact that the city will plant trees on VCU campus like nobody's fucking business but absolutely refuse to do that to public parks in Northside makes me want to eat gravel out of the road

22.06.2025 15:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also funny: people complaining that their bold traditional tattoos no longer complement their "clean" aesthetic.
1) fuck you
2) grow up

18.06.2025 21:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The tattoo subreddit is really funny because someone will post "help, this isn't what I wanted!" And they show their reference and it's ugly as fuck too

18.06.2025 21:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Best feeling in the world is chlorinated water straight up the fuckin schnoz

13.06.2025 01:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

two things can be true 1) posting is largely useless 2) it is the Bare Minimum

10.06.2025 19:38 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Did you know you can do multiple things to contribute to the wellbeing of your peers and give back to those who need it. There are many avenues, by which you can participate in revolution,

10.06.2025 19:36 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

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