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For the younger folk who wear cologne, it's not like Axe body spray, you don't need to bathe in it. Honestly, we didn't need to bathe in that either

24.10.2025 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
21.10.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If New Yorkers are wondering who will fight back against Federal overreach, we have visible evidence today that Zohran Mamdani and Brad Lander are the candidates that you should rank 1 or 2

Lander literally resisted federal overreach and Mamdani showed up immediately to have his back

Fuck Cuomo

17.06.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7342    πŸ” 1759    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 48

This would be The Big Beautiful Day of the dog world

17.06.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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GOOD CASON WALLACE HAS RETURNED

17.06.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a hippopotamus is swimming in a pool with its mouth open and looking at the camera . ALT: a hippopotamus is swimming in a pool with its mouth open and looking at the camera .
07.06.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YKW we'll get the loss out of the way now
#OKC #ThunderUp

06.06.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, this bothers me too

27.05.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
WOKE MARXIST POPE, DAAH-DAAH-DAAAAAHH!!

WOKE MARXIST POPE, DAAH-DAAH-DAAAAAHH!!

I keep singing it to the tune of Sweet Caroline

09.05.2025 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1264    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 139    πŸ“Œ 33

Can't wait for their signal chat leaks

09.05.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just got the Samsung update and this is my obligatory 'if i wanted an iphone, I'd have bought an iphone'

05.05.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Tin soldiers and Nixon's comin'
We're finally on our own
This summer I hear the drummin'
Four dead in Ohio."

Neil Young

Remembering:
Allison Krause, 19
Jeffrey Miller, 20
Sandra Lee Scheuer, 20
William Schroeder, 19

4 May 1970

04.05.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 16299    πŸ” 3877    πŸ’¬ 579    πŸ“Œ 203

You know that Twilight Zone episode where the kid has amazing psychic powers and can make people disappear with his mind and the entire town is hostage to him and has to cater to his every whim? That’s us right now.

05.05.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 23813    πŸ” 3479    πŸ’¬ 966    πŸ“Œ 241
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Death Struggle, by Edvard Munch, 1915, πŸ“Έ via @molly_morrison

23.04.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1169    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3
Beavis beside a tombstone that says HERE LIES POPE FRANCIS HE NEVER SCORED

Beavis beside a tombstone that says HERE LIES POPE FRANCIS HE NEVER SCORED

21.04.2025 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4665    πŸ” 557    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 28
Piece of cake. Piece of crumb cake | 🎬 Casper (1995)
YouTube video by Universal Pictures Piece of cake. Piece of crumb cake | 🎬 Casper (1995)

youtu.be/qhfVMR-DXxY?...

22.04.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

still think a dating app for N8Vs called Dreamcatcher would be πŸ”₯

10.04.2025 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

a lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. now you're right. ok. my bad.

07.04.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 19737    πŸ” 1681    πŸ’¬ 166    πŸ“Œ 43
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This dude bout to hit the riverwalk and find the finest glass of Merlot they got

I’ll take a glass of 2001 Tenuta dell'Ornellaia Masseto Toscana please

06.04.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That makes you the good luck guy

06.04.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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From now on, the lyrics are as follows

03.04.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't stop believing. Just about anything Journey but that is the song I'd like written out of history

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The perfect metaphor for what the Supreme Court did to this country with Citizens United v. FEC.

09.03.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 26021    πŸ” 8105    πŸ’¬ 438    πŸ“Œ 307

I like how the dysentery made it to Oregon before any one could finish the game

04.03.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait the Kia hamsters were honored but not Michelle Trachtenberg?

03.03.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of people are standing in a line with the words " there 's too many people in this world we need a new plague " ALT: a group of people are standing in a line with the words " there 's too many people in this world we need a new plague "
01.03.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This country FALLING OFF THE BONE COOKED!

28.02.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4784    πŸ” 711    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 57

Called a place named Garden Cafe the Garbage cafe for the same reason

28.02.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Andrew Tate has learned his lesson.

by Susan Collins

27.02.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 11788    πŸ” 1310    πŸ’¬ 315    πŸ“Œ 81

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