Am I the only one who wants to fist fight a billionaire in a parking lot listening to the theme from the 80's show, Airwolf?

Here, have a picture of Logan Paul getting kicked in the mouth.

I wasn't about to do a third take so you can see where I accidentally hit the stop button instead of saying the payoff but gathered it up and finished.

My first attempt at doing a #Randomsong video with the payoff being in a different language.

It took 3 takes because I botched editing (the 🍯 is of superior quality) and there's room for improvement, but I'm happy with it as a proof of concept.

My take on the blacks adopting the redheads that's all over the place right now. All of the content on this is wholesome AF but the comments is where we eat popcorn.

I had a moment of being sublimely attuned to the essence of chaos and this fell out of my mouth.

One of my people on the ⏰ app said they're going to try and use this IRL and that's why I do these. I'm not trying to get rich and famous, I just want to affect at least one person positively.

I totally swallowed wrong and managed to gather it up. I think the raspy voice adds to the payoff. #randomsong

I could be doing long form content talking about the anime, "From Old Country Bumpkin to Master Swordsman" and how great it is to see a MC my age. A MC that's humble.

Instead I get on the Internet and say this...

This app needs more 💩 posting like this.

Of course the auto captions fail the payoff on a night that I call it "in the air"
I should probably look into more of the editing function that other app provides #randomsong

Because Brick

Tonight's Random Song payoff reeks of suburban garage punk band name.

Today, as I was putting away the dishes, I discovered this. The Oaxacian's goddaughter that was visiting witnessed it. #randomsong

A Little Person has a username that is synonyms of what I said here that creates NSFW content on Reddit and I rather fancy her. I don't have that fetish but I like what I like.

I love this! 👇🏻

The story here involves a little person and reddit. #randomsong

Tomorrow is restock day so here I am...

I started watching the anime Fire Force yesterday can you tell? #randomsong

Tonight, The Random Song presents an unusual insult. Feel free to use this phrase in heated conversation and I assure you that they will stop bc wtf.

I might just start reposting a bunch of my old videos here in case TT gets the ban. Fuck Meta platforms. I'll be on XHS and here now.

Probably for laying down on the job. #randomsong

Guess the anime! Winner gets 25 Cool Points ™️ #randomsong

I saw a moth on the wall under the porch light and my random brain being random goes "Moth Man Bussy" but I was unsure of how to pronounce Bussy. Is it ū or uh? Is it like just replacing the P for a B, or do you say it like Bus? So, I went with this instead.

I just refer to it as, My Cell because it still uses cellular technology, but I'll be damned if I have to use it as a phone

Quality 💩 post. I tip my hat to you.

Sound up for this one, it's all in the delivery. #randomsong

If you have seen the anime, Frieren: Beyond Journey's End, this will make perfect sense about why she's like that

If you have seen the anime, Frieren: Beyond Journey's End, this will make perfect sense about why she's like that

*yoink!*