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nothing's funny ! i'm not laaughing ! !

[ despite his words , he had a goofy smile on his face . holding his laughter with all his might . . . but it may not be enough ! a few giggles have already escaped him ! ]

no . . . no you didnt !

[ snickers turned into giggles , trying to cover his own mouth . he's very bad at hiding this . ]

i didn't laugh , you're hearing things .

[ he just doesn't want to admit that he laughed at a fark pun . admittedly , it was funny . ]

. . .

[ actually thinking about what he said . huh . . . letting out a chuckle ! ]

no .

BUMMER ? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BUMMER ?

dude no your claws are going to slice my cheek open 💔 hell no

how ? you going to scratch for me ?
no way man

What ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

literally what did i do im just scratching my ass

a man can't have an itchy ass in peace 😔

[ scratching his butt . ok . ]

that's funny but also don't do that

a cleaning ? i could've sworn -- how long has it --
. . . fine , fine . i'll clean you . had dust build-up inside or something ?

AH ! dude ! ( 💢 )

[ being bumped ! oh , what a jerk ! ! ]

okay , no , you totally saw me there because we're talking right now , idiot ! !
tell you what . . . what can i do to make it up to you , fart ?

it isn't /my/ fault you were in the way , jackass !

dude i'm sorry ! i didn't see you there !

[ no no , he totally did see him there . ]

what is your problem ?

hey man .

[ giggling . ]

[ sneezes on you @gohomejesterboy.bsky.social ]

👀

[ he has a moments peace right now ! so as any guy would when they have the time . . . he decided to eat a burger ! alone . ]

[ hands in his back pockets , looking around .
. . . hff . ]

can i have the pocket knife .

[ holding a gloved hand out ! ]

actually , now that you mention it - i sort of am .
. . . meh . i'll just take the pocket knife .

first of all , don't call me little buddy . second of all , i wouldn't really have any use for that since i don't smoke .

what else you got ?

ugh . okay , okay fine .

well , i'm not taking a cracker . do you have like . . . i dunno . . .

[ scratching his nape . ]

. . . ten bucks ?

Okay man fuck you too

are you kidding me ? it looks /so/ real though !

. . . . . ( 💢 )

[ offended glare , then thinking about the offer . ]

can ya give me the burger on your head instead ?

[ antennae twitch ]

whar ?