Scott🌳

Extreme fog in local area™️ tonight. Visibility is roughly around 25 meters. Super fucking stressful to drive in.

Wait what. How has my algorithm kept the information about a new Stargate series that isn't a reboot being greenlit for a full 7 hours???

Just watched one of the weirdest TikToks ever that had a caption telling people to check in on their single friends and... [Sigh]

Look. I'm single as fuck but I'm not "waterboarding myself over the kitchen sink" single. For some reason, that TikTok is no longer available.

Whoever runs for president, take this idea. Billionaires often take loans against their assets to avoid paying taxes. When a billionaire does this, they should pay a fee equal to 99% of the loan amount and the loan starts incurring interest equal to predatory credit card interest rates immediately.

Communist Bugs Bunny meme template with a caption that reads "Our Mayor"

With Mamdani projected to win, I feel compelled to share a meme.

Word to the wise.

If you are part of a cult don't make your license plate something easily memorable like, idk, "45TRUMP". That makes it easier for people to report you for parking in their paid parking spot.

Ancient Aliens guy with the caption saying, "Boulders," instead of the normal caption.

You know what probably wouldn't fix it but make us all feel a little bit better?

God I love having a medical condition that has an at most two week long episode cluster every 18-24 months making refilling the medication I need for it impossible since my refills expire no less than two months before I get the cluster again.

This is so fucking awesome. 🙄

I keep seeing this class action lawsuit against Google for $425 million and I think we need to collectively decide that a corporation being sued shouldn't be able to get away with paying only 0.014% of their total market value. If we're to stop their exploitation, it's gotta be at least 50%.

This post is oddly specific.

Dear Franz Bakery,

Please fire whichever employee in R&D suggested releasing a limited edition product which is literally just pumpkin spice flavored ***WHITE BREAD***. Why the FUCK would I want slightly orange White Bread during spooky season????

Just got reminded of how culty the BSA is. I completely forgot about the most exclusive, pretentious, unimpartially selective group within the Boy Scouts until I walked by an event for the "Order of the Arrow".

Note to self:

Bring your elbow up and sneeze upwards, into it. This will dramatically decrease the chance of hurting yourself while sneezing compared to bringing your nose down to your elbow.

Signed,

Self.

I have this tradition I do every year before I can start listening to Xmas music. The tradition is that I have to play "Christmas Unicorn" to introduce the holiday season.

I was gonna wait until November 1, but everyone's jumping into it that in order to preserve tradition, I had to do it today.

What if everyone just collectively trolled ice by tying their shoes together while they were trying to kidnap someone? Kinda hard to perpetuate fascism if you can't walk.

Gah beat me to it.

No.

Zenith Boulder on the other hand...

Checked in on r/exmormon and it would appear that Susan's husband got promoted.

This is just so fucking great.

I'm really upset. "Sledding Game" demo window is over so I can't play it right now. Maybe it'll be back from the 13-20, but I really wanted to play it again today. 😫

✨oh✨

Considering the next time I'll feel ecstatic joy and pure contentment is never, it's on the shelf of things I'm never going to watch and will fortunately forget. But you did recommend it 😆

But my cinephile friend just told me to.

I'll keep that recommendation in mind the next time I'm feeling elated or hyper-optimistic, which will likely be never. 😆

Don't have cranberry juice or limes and I'm too introverted to go to a bar. But I'll look into that *eventually*.

I don't drink often but my very mormon family will start revering, worshipping, and idolizing a vile, senile, homophobic lawyer later today, so I figured it was as good a time as any to have a drink. Just a rum and [cherry] coke.

I still can't stand the taste of alcohol.

Listening to "When God Was A Woman" rn. Thought it'd help me do a bit more deconstruction.

This.

"And somehow 'the one' is never you".

😭

It's been a few days. I feel like we can speculate what nickname we give Dallin now. Can't very well call him HOaks since I already associate @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social with the word "hoax" and its derivatives.

Also now that you're here Hoaxio, Mud pics?

Phew I thought Idaho had done a Mississippi when I couldn't get on here for a bit. Guess it was just a server miscommunication?