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I’m writing my first novel, but I’m currently experiencing imposter syndrome.

It feels like I’m writing Troll 2.

What an embarrassing time to be alive

it took about 4 minutes to upload this video that has nothing to do with my question

I want to follow new people here. Who should I check out?

The Shaq "I sleep/Real shit" meme but the top box next to his sleeping face says "thousands of people getting fired over Charlie Kirk" and the bottom box next to "real shit" says 'Jimmu Kimmel cancelled"

Democratic party be like:

I reconnected with my cousin recently. All we do is text each other metal music we think the other might like

i’m just slapping the keys now and every few trillion characters it forms a sentence like the library of babel

I started writing a novel and I need someone to teach me how to read and write

It’s been awhile bestie

say you had to fart, and you wanted everyone to smell it. that’s basically what bluesky is

We have drifted apart and I miss a lot of you. Not all of you, but a lot of you

a drawing of Hank Hill and nothing else

I sell propane and propane accessories

The New Norm is posting again

I think anyone under 18 shouldn’t have smartphones. Here’s a flip phone with a 1in screen bitch

This is the dumbest time to be alive. It’s not cool in anyway.

Onion article titled “Dead Facebook Friend From High School Still Has Cartman Profile Picture”

Charlie Kirk’s tiktok profile with Cartman pfp

someone on twitter pointed this out

“It’s ya boi” Conner O’Malley style tiktok seconds after Charlie Kirks assassination

Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine

very convenient timing

Do you think there’s a possibility he “did it” to distract from that birthday card?

Hey! I haven’t been on Bluesky in awhile. Anything crazy happen?

whole buncha people whose religion says things like "live by the sword, die by the sword" and "you reap what you sow" suddenly extremely confused by the idea of poetic justice

I wonder how many Americans couldn’t do a beach trip this summer for reasons that weren’t “I hate the job I begged you people to give me”

"twitter isn't real life" bro you can get deported for having this on your phone

My cartoon in this weeks @newyorker.com

my favorite pastime is standing in front of the air conditioner until i feel normal again

a very good surprise

Show me that weird game no one played that you love.

I never knew anyone who played it when I was a kid. I looked like an asshole to other kids saying I loved this more than ocarina of time. It’s characters are weird and the voice acting is awesome. I love it.