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If I had wheels I'd be a wagon He’s duck orientated A porky sisyphus His timekeeping is lacklustre That’s one cocky banana. A feral ghoul can’t abide a chicken

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You’d think he’d like this since they made him look so slim.

24.07.2025 21:03 — 👍 8185    🔁 1215    💬 624    📌 69

Some may have noticed a rising number of people from Gaza in my comments. I’ve been privately trying to give as much as I can to people there in desperate need, but I’ve honestly hit my maximum daily dollar donation limit. And the pleas for money for food keep coming in. Please help if you can.

24.07.2025 17:40 — 👍 82    🔁 32    💬 17    📌 1
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UK and 25 other countries accuse Israel of depriving Gazans of ‘human dignity’ David Lammy has joined other foreign ministers in condemning the Israeli government for depriving Gazans "of human dignity" as they called on the war to "end now".

BREAKING | Israel depriving Gazans of ‘human dignity’, says UK and 25 other countries in call to end war now

21.07.2025 14:25 — 👍 503    🔁 191    💬 75    📌 43

Our water bill in Devon has just come through today. It's doubled.

Our town had the cryptosporidium outbreak.

We've had sewage in our beaches and the river.

And the CEO of South West water got a £300,000 pay rise as this was all happening, which she told me was a "cost of living increase".

10.07.2025 11:25 — 👍 279    🔁 120    💬 23    📌 3

hehe

18.06.2025 07:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ukraine-Russia war latest: Ukraine hit by largest single Russian drone attack of war on eve of third anniversary A

In other news Vladimir Putin, an ACTUAL murderous dictator, launches a large-scale drone attack across Ukraine, the day before the third anniversary of the war

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c8...

23.02.2025 11:41 — 👍 476    🔁 167    💬 18    📌 3
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Farage, Musk and Trump: they crave your attention. Don’t give it to them | Andy Beckett Populist trolling thrives on the oxygen of publicity. It’s on all of us – media and voters – to start looking away, says Guardian columnist Andy Beckett

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

10.01.2025 18:14 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Ros Atkins on...24 hours on Elon Musk's X timeline The BBC's Analysis editor, Ros Atkins, investigates Elon Musk's recent posts on X about grooming gangs - and looks at how one day unfolded on his timeline.

BBC Verify has examined a 24 hour snapshot of Elon Musks timeline and found a wave of misinformation amplified in the posts.

The BBC's Analysis editor examines one day on the platform for the owner of X
www.bbc.com/news/videos/...

10.01.2025 21:15 — 👍 1687    🔁 725    💬 74    📌 39

Nigel Farage cares so much about the grooming gangs issue that he couldn't be arsed to turn up for the debate about it in Parliament yesterday.

07.01.2025 07:56 — 👍 1615    🔁 358    💬 27    📌 6
Daily Mail headline: reward for failure as sadiq khan knighted

Daily Mail headline: reward for failure as sadiq khan knighted

People who don't deserve an honour: London's longest serving Mayor.
People who do: Gavin Williamson, Evgeny Lebedev, Charlotte Owen, Toby Young, Therese Coffey, Jacob Rees Mogg, Oliver Dowden, David Frost, Chris Grayling...

31.12.2024 14:48 — 👍 1453    🔁 284    💬 50    📌 12
Reform UK leader Nigel Farage says public want to leave the ECHR - let’s put the record straight
YouTube video by Peter Stefanovic Reform UK leader Nigel Farage says public want to leave the ECHR - let’s put the record straight

Reform UK leader Nigel Farage has just said

“Starmer’s deals with Iraq and Germany will not work. Deportations once we leave the ECHR is the ONLY way”

I explain here why he’s again talking boll****👇

youtu.be/iSTN-h8NoyY?...

14.12.2024 14:29 — 👍 987    🔁 334    💬 97    📌 15
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"The country needs conviction politicians, not politicians with convictions," says Kemi Badenoch, who has previously admitted to hacking and vandalising a Labour MP's website, which was an offence carrying a sentence of up to five years in prison #pmqs

04.12.2024 12:11 — 👍 1750    🔁 688    💬 104    📌 27
Kemi Badenoch at despatch box

Kemi Badenoch at despatch box

Woman who hacked into another MP's computer and two of whose predecessors were convicted for breaking their own rules, says we don’t want politicians with convictions.

04.12.2024 12:57 — 👍 931    🔁 193    💬 31    📌 5

Where is all the money?

02.12.2024 17:37 — 👍 1337    🔁 349    💬 84    📌 4

So it turns out they spent £715 million on sending a grand total of FOUR volunteers to Rwanda.

For comparison, this is more than you could expect to spend on building an entire brand new hospital in the UK

02.12.2024 18:05 — 👍 2328    🔁 1251    💬 95    📌 62
President of Georgia speaking to riot police

President of Georgia speaking to riot police

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The President of Georgia Salome Zourabichvili has walked up to riot police preparing to attack pro-democracy protestors. She asked them whether they had vowed to protect Georgia and Georgians or Russia.

28.11.2024 19:58 — 👍 1814    🔁 385    💬 30    📌 27

Post a defunct mascot who haunts your dreams.

23.11.2024 17:30 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0
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Nigel farage in barbour jacket at farmers protest

Nigel farage in barbour jacket at farmers protest

You have to admire Nigel Farage - who else would have the nerve to pretend to be the defender of farmers, after selling their whole industry down the river with his Brexit shitshow.

19.11.2024 15:35 — 👍 4095    🔁 964    💬 185    📌 45

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