Lavender the Librarian

I want to believe that the easter eggs and variants and all of that are supposed to be some kind of social experiment about brand/artist loyalty, but I think that aspect was accidental XD

That said, I'm terribly underwhelmed by The Life of a Show Girl and, after Midnights and TTPD, I really expected that lyrical momentum to keep going. Instead, this is the most commercial album she's put out and nothing about it feels new. :/

I think easter eggs (in media) are so fun, but Taylor Swift might be overdoing it a bit.

There are 12 orange (Karma) doors around the world, and they all have a QR code to a lyric video.

I was hoping that the Chicago one, being above a Yoko Ono quote about peace, would have a deeper meaning XD

Teach me your ways!!

a man in a black jacket is standing in front of a piano and holding a microphone in his hand . ALT: a man in a black jacket is standing in front of a piano and holding a microphone in his hand .

9.13: MCR in Tampa
10.2: CR Campaign 4!
11.19: Mighty Nein!
12.12: B-day!

There are a few other birthdays and celebrations in there, but those are the big moments that I'm looking forward to over the next four months.

Live your life in such a way that, upon realizing that you are probably p seriously ill, millions of people are not torn between hoping you die as soon as a body can possibly shuffle off its mortal coil and hoping that you survive long enough to go to prison and die there.

I’m trying to figure out logistics (aka $) to go with @prismaticbard.bsky.social in November!

It’s so hard to narrow this down, but Eleanor Rigby <3

I stopped in for some silly earrings and it was all millennials and older and toddlers??

This is gorgeous and terrifying. You’re a brave crafter to tackle brioche! XD

Like, whatever happened to tweens shopping in Claire’s?

Positive to writing my first draft as a fic: Feedback along the way & motivation not to stop writing
Negative: Getting stuck in an editing loop before posting so that it takes forever for updates (sorry, dear readers)

I hate posting something unpolished, but it’s making this slow.

Friendship bracelets

Friendship bracelets

Friendship bracelets

Never did my teenage self think that the lead up to my first My Chemical Romance show would include making friendship bracelets with my kids (one of them isn’t going, but she had to pitch in to use big sib’s beads for a personal project)

We have 22 made so far!
#lltbp #emomom

Interested in backing (and watching!) when my own finances even out 😭 But also, people should just cast you?

Enamel pins - from top left Hermione Granger and open book with the words get lost in the pages crazy flerken lady, mother flerken, a flerken with tentacles, Ben, solo Ray Kylo, Ren, princess Leia queen Amidala, the Mandalorian and Grogu

Enamel pens displayed on a galaxy background Rey, Princess Leia, Kylo Ren, Ben Solo, The Mandalorian and Grogu, “get lost” book, Queen Amidala, and a Flerken with tentacles exposed

Purple tiefling woman with ram’s horns

Laudna from Critical Role in a 2d animation style puppeteering Pate de Rolo

Hey y’all! I’m broke and trying to raise funds to get my car back from being repo’d (so much fun), so if anyone is interested I have commission slots open (starting at $50) and pins for $15 + shipping:

"What if we taught men to get laid leftistly"

what if men cared about the loss of our bodily autonomy, the abuse we face as a result of coerced economic dependence and the actual pandemic of femicidal violence we have to contend with, more than they cared about sexual access to our bodies

There is no male loneliness epidemic, there is a male entitlement epidemic

If your rancid politics means women won’t sleep with you then that’s good, actually

Also: have you considered sleeping with each other?

i thought we established that to be a man, you must:
- be swift a coursing river
- have the force of a great typhoon
- have the strength of a raging fire
- be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon

“It’s just a tool! People used to hate on photoshop too.”

Take away my photoshop, take away my tablets, I can still draw. Take away your plagiarism machine and what are you gonna do? Shout prompts at me?

“Both of them.”

Screenshot from AP of a picture of a crashed semi and bad traffic with workers on the road. Headline says “hot dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania commuters’ wurst nightmare “

Tween girl holding white and red Pinsky dog to her chest while seated, booping her nose

Puppy tax! Percy sends best wishes and good vibes 💕

Today in history: July 28th 1945: US Army airplane crashes into Empire State Building. Headline is accompanied by a black and white photo showing the damaged building from the inside

It’s *technically* tomorrow already, but 80 years ago today my grandpa - who was born on September 11 - was in the Empire State Building when it was hit by an Army plane.

They're only playing one night in Tampa, but I will be -sat- I'm manifesting Cemetary Drive on our setlist 💖🪦🚗

and even then, not a sure thing lol.

Only if Luke really is FTM 🤷‍♀️

“He’s not involved in the global child trafficking ring. The lady in charge of the global child trafficking ring said so, and why would she lie about the guy who pardoned her for her role in the global child trafficking ring?”

I can finally know peace - scrivener iOS and pc are finally synced 🤣

Downsizing some stuff and I just threw out my copy of The Art of Asking because Palmer and Gaiman can fuck all the way off.

I *hate* throwing books away, but as a “self-help” book by a predatory human, I can’t in good conscience pass it along to another reader and repurposing would will feel icky

I wrote a housewarming party scene last night and realized once I'd finished it that I'd exhausted my own social battery by making people who don't exist talk inside my head.

I feel like that sentence might be concerning to my therapist.