two phone baby cil

blind skip abt to hit like fuckin CRACK god i fuckin love balatro

yo ngl its kinda fucked up they started killin guys in baseball

i love thrifting i love goodwill i love secondhand. we found this. it was $8; everything from the clothes to the sewing to the details is all hand done. there is no branding

this was made with so much care and love and idk theres something insane about just stumbling across that in the wild

maybe to u but i understand subtext

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: if you pick up dinner from peaches in brooklyn, the winning move is to add an extra side order of gumbo to eat for lunch the next day. best gumbo i've found in the city
operator: okay
me: ... you sound distracted.
operator: no! no i'm here

working in social media marketing fucking sucks actually. why is this the suggestion. who is using Reputation to post Small Penis content.

is there mini-meat influencers?

how does one blow up on micro-tok

i bought a bottle of mayonnaise at the store yesterday. what i didn't realize was that my wife had already bought a new bottle of mayonnaise only days prior. so without getting too granular, the situation as it stands right now is essentially that we have two full bottles of mayonnaise

A drawing of Toorurii’s OC Agape depicted as an anthro fennec fox. His fur is a dusty pink and he’s dressed is his usual y2k wear, still wearing his half pink half blue locs up in pigtails. He’s giving the viewer a smug look while raising one clawed hand to his ear. There’s a speech bubble coming from him that reads: (threat) Watch yourself, Love. To the right is a front facing bust of him, detailing the heart-shaped pattern on his muzzle with a comment below it explaining that the patterns are both on his face and also the tips of his ears. The words in the lower right quadrant read: Agape | Fox.Ver. | 5’1 | Wants to ruin your day.

His ginormous ears hold so much whimsy

if youre sharing linkedin duo like a spotify account you arent a couple youre coworkers and im calling hr if yall fuck

I think about this clip alot.

there are so many crows in seattle because Itachi Uchiha lives here. the PNW polycule is just a subsidiary of Akatsuki, kind of like how porsche owns Volkswagen but theyre not the same entity because VW owns porsche also

lebron james to the knicks

source: i am delusional

patch notes v27.4: implemented tool tips in dms for users who do not know ball. this setting can be enabled in accessibility settings.

An American in the Vatican and the Cuomo dynasty vanquished? Italy has fallen.

Baobao!

they gave me the aux in the office so now our intern has to hear me sing poison

SEAL TEAM SHAI DID IT

sga needs to defeat the haliban to repair relations between canada and the us

just looked up "landry shamet highlights" 2025 is a crazy year

oh thanks galaxy i almost forgot about June 7th Best Buy Itachi

this looks so fucking good

radkitty

https://flashcs5.tumblr.com/post/689795652331388928/gay-meth

like a lot of things the original is way funnier than any of the variations of it

you dont get to spend a brazilian dollars on buyin all the best guys to win all the time. WE do that fuck you

which speaking of. please dont get bitched like that again man im so fuckin sick of the dodgers

now that basketball is over for me (im gonna watch the final i enjoy okc tbh but like. come on man we went out like that?) i can be annoying about the yankees again so sorry about that

A black unicorn with a rainbow emitting from the tip of its horn. In the rainbow are various pride flags.

A black unicorn with a rainbow emitting from the tip of its horn. In the rainbow are various pride flags.

Pride🌈