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@sergeant-elbows.bsky.social

Cook, slay, have a good day

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hahaha fuck yes

29.03.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 14574    πŸ” 1232    πŸ’¬ 185    πŸ“Œ 55
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This is Pippa. She’s been on many scenic hikes and has seen many beautiful views. But she has also napped through her fair share of those views, and we don’t blame her one bit. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

29.03.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 10166    πŸ” 880    πŸ’¬ 153    πŸ“Œ 71
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this week in biscuits

23.03.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 26689    πŸ” 580    πŸ’¬ 791    πŸ“Œ 137
Hat with the words β€œplease do not talk to me about AI I will kill myself”

Hat with the words β€œplease do not talk to me about AI I will kill myself”

Visiting friends in New York

12.03.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 25038    πŸ” 2793    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 256
a scruffy white pup with light brown patches on his ears, back, and tail walks toward the camera with a soft smile on his face. one of his front paws is lifted slightly and his tail is upright in a slightly blurry wag.

a scruffy white pup with light brown patches on his ears, back, and tail walks toward the camera with a soft smile on his face. one of his front paws is lifted slightly and his tail is upright in a slightly blurry wag.

This is Valentino. He is a senior pup who was spotted by a photographer while on a walk in the streets of Italy, and we can see exactly why a photoshoot was necessary. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

01.03.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 11778    πŸ” 654    πŸ’¬ 158    πŸ“Œ 62
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a man in a suit and white shirt is saying i 'll take my talents elsewhere ALT: a man in a suit and white shirt is saying i 'll take my talents elsewhere
26.02.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Gulf of Mexico on Google Maps, correctly identified as The Gulf of Mexico and absolutely nothing else

The Gulf of Mexico on Google Maps, correctly identified as The Gulf of Mexico and absolutely nothing else

My VPN works

11.02.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 51788    πŸ” 3175    πŸ’¬ 1084    πŸ“Œ 178

It's an on ramp, not a slow down and look at your phone ramp, fucking piss or get off the pot i need that entire ramp to get up to speed

11.02.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The most surreal and maddening feature of the campaign was that everyone agreed that high prices were the main issue but the guy explicitly, consistently running on a platform of raising everyone’s prices won voters most concerned about high prices.

We hammered this time and time again and yet.

02.02.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 36560    πŸ” 4541    πŸ’¬ 2318    πŸ“Œ 429
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GOP pollster says Trump voters β€˜tired’ of being accused of racism Republican pollster Frank Luntz said on Friday that President Trump’s voters are β€œtired” of being accused of being sexist and racist. In a discussion about Trump’s remarks linking diversity, equity…

If you don't want to be accused of racism, don't vote for a fucking racist, this isn't exactly rocket science my dudes

thehill.com/homenews/cam...

02.02.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 35192    πŸ” 4880    πŸ’¬ 2304    πŸ“Œ 560

It's surreal doing all the "normal" things--watching my kid's soccer game, folding laundry, grocery shopping--in the middle of a kleptocratic coup.

02.02.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1934    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 23

Update: Greg was happy to get the big storage tubs and some gaming controllers, shot glasses, and coffee table i dropped off today

30.01.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a purple suit is sitting at a desk with a man in a white coat ALT: a man in a purple suit is sitting at a desk with a man in a white coat

Honestly I think giving a 2 weeks notice is more detrimental to the productivity of my coworkers then me straight up quitting. Like I'm adding a negative amount of productivity these last days with all the chit chat and non work i'm doing at the office lol

28.01.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The whole family was out in a big way with the wide angle setting. A 90s grunge band reincarnated as mushrooms? We are in the right area, so I'm going with that. Meet Scott, Chris, Layne and Kurt. I think I got their names in the right order.

The whole family was out in a big way with the wide angle setting. A 90s grunge band reincarnated as mushrooms? We are in the right area, so I'm going with that. Meet Scott, Chris, Layne and Kurt. I think I got their names in the right order.

I loved playing with the focus and this was a lot of fun. The stem draws your eyes to with gills all InFocus but then the cap is out and by that point your peripheral notices the mushroom lurking half in the shadows to the lower left. Don't worry, they're friends!  The story it tells me is that the mushroom in the foreground is very much so focused on their flush-mate behind them. They're looking forward but still focused on what matters, their friend. All the background noise just fades away as it's completely washed out of focus. None of that matters. The only thing that truly matters is to love your fellow human. We are all in this together. Let's focus on building each other up, instead of tearing one another down. Especially over petty squabbles. Who does that benefit? Certainly not you, right?

I loved playing with the focus and this was a lot of fun. The stem draws your eyes to with gills all InFocus but then the cap is out and by that point your peripheral notices the mushroom lurking half in the shadows to the lower left. Don't worry, they're friends! The story it tells me is that the mushroom in the foreground is very much so focused on their flush-mate behind them. They're looking forward but still focused on what matters, their friend. All the background noise just fades away as it's completely washed out of focus. None of that matters. The only thing that truly matters is to love your fellow human. We are all in this together. Let's focus on building each other up, instead of tearing one another down. Especially over petty squabbles. Who does that benefit? Certainly not you, right?

The texture on these caps was so leathery. I'm not sure if that's due to what they're actually supposed to look like or if it's due to frost/freezing damage from the repeated nightly temps of as low as 25F/-4C.

The texture on these caps was so leathery. I'm not sure if that's due to what they're actually supposed to look like or if it's due to frost/freezing damage from the repeated nightly temps of as low as 25F/-4C.

90's grunge gods reincarnated as mushrooms!? We are in the right area...so I'm going with that.

Meet Scott, Chris, Layne and Kurt!

#nature #fungifriends
#fungi #macro

28.01.2025 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 274    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

World hard and cold, bed warm and soft

27.01.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

The guy at my goodwill donation center asked me if I was doing alright cause of the amount of times he's seen me donate stuff, was worried about my mental health, just moving but it was nice that you asked Greg!πŸ₯°

25.01.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Lil baby mushrooms

24.01.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 322    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

my ultimate fantasy is having a brain that lets me enjoy being alive

25.01.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 229    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3
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#BlueSkyArtShow
#Pattern
#FungiFriends

25.01.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1790    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

My burnout has burnout. hyd? 😘✌️

25.01.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here

24.01.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 41713    πŸ” 4701    πŸ’¬ 1207    πŸ“Œ 213
The text of a poem by Clint Smith beginning β€œWhen people say β€˜we have made it through worse before’[…]”

The text of a poem by Clint Smith beginning β€œWhen people say β€˜we have made it through worse before’[…]”

This, from @clintsmithiii.bsky.social, has been on my mind today.

23.01.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3932    πŸ” 978    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 61

The internet now is basically just social media and I hate it. I miss websites and forums.

21.01.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1464    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 9
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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

22.01.2025 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 23100    πŸ” 6191    πŸ’¬ 308    πŸ“Œ 270
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Who made this 🀣

21.01.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 57057    πŸ” 11233    πŸ’¬ 689    πŸ“Œ 309

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