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FUCK BIRDO

I want to see a directors cut of Sinners because I think there's more to see and I love it

Tom just beat me at poker DURING PRIDE MONTH????

The vets keep telling me LG is a well behaved young man but they don't see the truth (terrorist)

I wanted to play a nice game of solitaire before bed and 1 statistical improbability and 15 UNWINNABLE HANDS later I can finally go to bed

Days since meme A scene from Futurama in which a ginger man named Fry is walking towards a billboard saying "0 days since my cat tried to eat a coat hanger" My cat tried to eat a coat hanger written in separate text in a different colour and font to show that it's edited

Sigh

I'm gonna buy the book of girl interrupted

I sometimes catch my cat staring at me like he's waiting for me to discover he's a skin walker
I already know you creepy little man

May thy burger king be cold and dry

Wishing the girls talking shit about the large bags I was carrying because they thought I had both headphones in 100 plagues

Reservoirs got a beach

Good to know my letting agency will send an email at speed to increase our rent but take several weeks to fix a plughole

Is there a mathematics or physics explanation as to why when I shake my salad, my cucumber realigns itself into a tube again?

Jesus fuck when reform are more leftwing than labour we're all fucked

Sinners should win every award at the 26 oscars btw

🎶why is there furry porn in the cat pics taaaaag🎶

I couldn't get married BC when they say do you take ____ as your wife I'd be like oh gwan then if you're twisting me arm

My sociopath of a cat tried to steal my RAW chicken that was DEFROSTING from on the counter

Thinkin abt the kentagon

Not from what I've read on the McLaren GP wiki

Kimi got over 3 wins in a season but not consecutivly

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McLaren...

@samrobertsv.bsky.social am I correct that Ayrton Senna 88 is the last 3 time consecutive winner in a single season in a McLaren?

Doing some Mr V level race results digging this evening, get me infront of a green screen

I need to stop playing neverwinter I'm having dreams I'm in quests

Trapped in a car with a psychopath (my partner, eating salt and vinegar crisps)

Just did the maths and it still stands (other than it's a 10 point gap between Russell and Norris)

I think having a headache should be an Olympic event because it's the only thing I could ever get gold in

Picking my elden ring character base on which is the hottest one

Going to buy my partner a human sized hamster bottle I've decided

Gonna trade my partner in for a Tesco meal deal

A very cropped screenshot of the Google search bar with the words "when do clock" written inside

I think I need to go to sleep