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GAY HORSES YES

Wow, that sign hit me with some nostalgia. The house a couple down from mine had one of those boxes in front, it was a great hangout/warmup spot in the winter. It's just an electrical box

a green square that says "fast food meals. new phenomenon burger taste. $19.90. order via seamless" and in the corner is a non-euclidean cluster of chicken finger.

a very normal 5-star review that says "I would be lost without restaurant. I would like to personally thank you for your outstanding product." - Nina Margaret, CEO apple.

another normal review that says "without food, we would have gone bankrupt by now. thanks food! the service was excellent." John Doe, manager.

an AI image of a pastrami sandwich. not to overuse the word non-euclidean but what else can I say to describe these layers of meat? this one also has some kind of yellow sauce leaking out of the bottom, and another yellow sauce being sensuously drizzled on top. in the lower right corner are baffling tubes that sort of look like if roasted carrots fucked a soft pretzel.

my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)

piracy is a morally correct choice in a world where prices increase in inverse relativity to job prospects. you deserve access to culture no matter what side of the poverty line you're on. buy a used video game console and jailbreak it, learn to torrent, install soulseek. art is for everyone

Congrats! That looks so good

Congratulations! I don't know how rough the recovery is, but I hope it goes smoothly!

i know you cant help it so yes

That's awesome, congrats
~🔌

Are you still doing this? I'd love a pair for my partner and me if that's possible! Do you have blue and black still?

Samus (specifically from AM2R) in game boy pallet

Happy Birthday Samus!
#Metroid #Samus

Who do you think were the last ones to do it? When they were packing up the guitar, did they think it would be for the last time?

I thought you said that Clark and Lois kissed a child

TW Medical
When you go to the optometrist hoping to get a new prescription and leave the hospital's eye clinic four hours later with 120 laser holes in your retina 😔
~ Mio

BREAKING NEWS: Local water sausage executes a flawless 360,493° ultra-zoom mega spin. Physicists baffled.

Me ten minutes ago when they were taking pictures of my retina
~ Mio

Yeah I'm looking more into it and in seeing photos of whole-ass neon pink moon in article headings.
It looks like what's special about the moon atm is a major lunar standstill, which means the moon is an extremely low orbit, which is why it can appear red or orange. Definitely not pink though lmao

I looked up strawberry full moon a couple days ago, and I saw that it's just what the full moon in June is called, because it marks the beginning of strawberry harvesting season. Not rare at all, you can see it next year! ☺️

I went looking for exactly this as soon as I saw the new story! Fingers crossed.

I think I Poe's Lawed myself, it was fully a joke

And then they shame those who do with the logic that people with "real DID" are ashamed and quiet about it.

You've got it all wrong, they've got four legs which means they're running twice as much as us

But Nimona's species is Nimona 🤔

A Stardew Valley-style customisable sprite of Mei from Overwatch.

A Stardew Valley-style customisable sprite of Lifeweaver from Overwatch.

A Stardew Valley-style customisable sprite of Sigma from Overwatch.

A Stardew Valley-style customisable sprite of Junker Queen from Overwatch.

Making Overwatch heroes in jazzybee.itch.io/sdvcharacter...
Part 4: Mei, Lifeweaver, Sigma, Junker Queen

The creativity coming out of there is fantastic, but it's getting harder and harder to avoid shitfights and drama on there.

She's got places to go, got to follow her 🌈

Ugh, I'm so sorry. We've dealt with a couple seasons of infection after infection, and it is NOT fun. I hope you get out of it soon <3
~ ⛑️

A Stardew Valley-style customisable sprite of Soldier: 76 from Overwatch.

A Stardew Valley-style customisable sprite of Sombra from Overwatch.

A Stardew Valley-style customisable sprite of Zarya from Overwatch.

A Stardew Valley-style customisable sprite of Junkrat from Overwatch.

Making Overwatch heroes in jazzybee.itch.io/sdvcharacter...
Part 3: Soldier: 76, Sombra, Zarya, Junkrat

Thank you so much! We're doing nostril.

Booked a nose piercing for later this month, can't wait!
We've been sitting on this for months, figures it takes me showing up to make it happen.
🏹 Freja

A Stardew Valley-style customisable sprite of Hazard from Overwatch.

A Stardew Valley-style customisable sprite of Moira from Overwatch.

A Stardew Valley-style customisable sprite of Tracer from Overwatch.

A Stardew Valley-style customisable sprite of Juno from Overwatch.

Making Overwatch heroes in jazzybee.itch.io/sdvcharacter...
Part 2: Hazard, Moira, Tracer, Juno