TJ Tomaso

Jasper from The Simpsons holding a paddle, standing in a classroom in front on the blackboard. Text says “That’s a pummelin’”

I WAS PROMISED A ROCK FIGHT BUT WONT BE UPSET IF WE STAY EVEN AND PULL IT OFF!

Suck it BU!
#GoCats

Thanks - and if not, I can check in on the games!

Wisconsin State Senator confirms SNAP recipients in the state have received their November benefits.

I’ll be at a wedding/reception, but I’ll have my NU tie on

Chris Murphy: "There will be pretty substantial damage to a Dem brand that has been rehabilitated if on the heels of an election in which the people told us to keep fighting, we immediately stop... if we surrender without having gotten anything, I worry it'll be hard to get them back up off the mat"

Truckasaurus!

@chriswarcraft.bsky.social erasure

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

You have your own vitamin brand!?

What else?

EYES?
CARTILAGE?
ARM HAIR?

oh my god they actually did it lmao

Patrick, as a fan of you and your company, I’m happy to see you loudly announcing that you are prioritizing yourself. A good company will prioritize their workers well being, but a great one sets that example from the top down.

Yeah, but $4.40 for Grleks? Some things do get better with time.

VIDEO: Day care teacher detained by ICE agents on Chicago’s North Side A day care teacher was taken into ICE custody Wednesday morning at the Rayito de Sol Spanish Immersion Early Learning Center in Chicago’s North Center neighborhood.

Just so we are clear: ICE went into a day care center—a private business—without a judicial warrant, and unlawfully kidnapped a worker in front of parents and children.

If interwted, @regretagarbo.rip is covering this hotly* contested race**

For various definitions of “hotly” and “race”

So respectful

My greatest hope is that he comes armed with the Eucharist in one hand and a dipped Italian beef in the other

“I could smell the au jus and giardennaire…”

Pope Bob!

Me finally checking my team after an evening meeting: oh damn oh crap oh NOOOOOO

The USDA is the fail safe for SNAP.

They have a contingency fund to ensure it’s covered in the event of a shutdown.

They’re refusing.

Grocery stores stepped up to try and help by offering discounts to any SNAP recipients and the USDA told them they had to stop.

Starvation as a policy choice.

Screenshot from original Mortal Kombat. Sub-Zero has won and finished opponent Johnny Cage with a Fatality, freezing him and cutting him in half.

A pity like?

I MIGHT win even though my QB, 2 RBs and 2 WRs have combined for 0 TDs this week (need a bunch from Dallas tonight though)

A large limb. It is horizontal, there is a knot at the top that looks like an eye. There is a crack running through it that almost looks like a mouth line. The bark is light in color, though there is a good amount of patchy moss. It looks like an alligator.

Hey Bluesky

Al-log-gator

A large limb. It is horizontal, there is a knot at the top that looks like an eye. There is a crack running through it that almost looks like a mouth line. The bark is light in color, though there is a good amount of patchy moss. It looks like an alligator.

Hey Bluesky

Al-log-gator

He was off his game 2 weeks in a row, so I felt obligated to get a different kicker.

(Extremely pedanticly) For 9 of the 12 he wasn’t the starter

Derogatory towards Slash

Trump has been president for just over 9 months.
- massive layoffs in govt and private sector
- national parks going unattended
- people are going without food
- people will soon have no health insurance
- our workplaces, food, products less safe
- gangs of thugs are abducting people on the streets

A shame he didn’t do this a week earlier. All of Chicago could have dressed as him for Halloween.