John Fortman

What is going on!?

Yep. That oughtta do it.

From that close, there would be a specific crumb spray pattern, as every delicatective knows.

I thought you were rooting for Canada.

No. Not even close. And I would not go to him even for stuff about marble.

A monster who knows his marble, but still a monster.

I’m sure he’s just misunderstood, or something. So often he comes in and I have hope that, this time, he will put things away. I still have hope for the next time.

I’m really trying to like Treinen.

Ouch.

Plus, the case didn’t not “collapse” at all.

From omelettes to grilled cheese sandwiches, the best.

He worships and lies with the same words.

For those who haven’t seen the referenced October 14 letter from Chairman Jordan:

judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

ICE agents are trained to presume all documents are forged.

Objective person is to Roger Stone as a pleasant summer day is to hurricane Katrina.

Never forget!

After he is gone, the structure should house a museum dedicated to bad presidential choices.

We can’t have nice things.

When she tries to lock you up for… journalism, we will be there to bust you out.

These things should take place over multiple administrations. Just like congressional pay raises must have an intervening election.

How does one fence this stuff?

The shutdown does a lot of heavy lifting for the congressional GOP.

I bet she knows what “Bless her heart” means.

Do you suppose they have any idea how ridiculous they look in this tactical gear?

Also, it wasn’t a raid.

Wait. “His break from Trump made his marriage and family life a media curiosity.” ?

How about “his refusal to break from his long-held principles made him a liability to MAGA, in which his wife was securely and sadly enwrapped.”

Can we get this on a tshirt?

Is Outrageous Government Conduct even a thing? What cases were dismissed for it before?

That list works amazingly hard to get the conclusions Grassley and WaPo jump to.