Avocado-at-Law

I’m totally fine. I live deep in the urban concrete so not at risk. But have several friends at risk. It’s been tense.

LA fire update: everyone is being so much nicer this week. Opposing counsel across the board has toned it down. Neighbors are being neighbors. Random interactions at the grocery have been kind. It’s really been something.

Sometimes more!

See this map? This map is why — when you call a friend in LA to say “Hey I’m gonna been in Los Angeles next week. Wanna get together?” — there’s a long pause.

I am beyond impressed by the response to the LA Fires. Emergency services have been on their game in a chaotic and frustrating situation.

Palisades Fire (view from Century City)

I went to Austin for my day this year. We picked up Franklin’s for the party. Life-changing.

Joint Report Regarding Lunch

They had lunch! Anyone got details on Saw’s BBQ?

The gays are thirsting for him more than anyone else

Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women AUSTIN, TX—In a sweeping prohibition with immediate implications for the Lone Star State’s potential mothers-to-be, Texas banned the sale of luggage to pregnant women Monday. “With this law, we ensure...

Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women

Another one of my favorite images of 2024: A great horned owl and its owlet snuggle together atop a resurrection fern-covered tree limb, surrounded by blankets of Spanish moss. Taken at 1120mm, I had to wait an hour for the wind to blow just right to create a window in the moss. #birds

This follows a NHTSA report showing Tesla has a double fatality rate of every vehicle class it makes.

Sunset through a cloud of orange smoke

Sunset through the Malibu fire smoke field

Motion to determine restaurant

Happy to report I am no longer a suspect then

I had a quick litigator joke, but he still billed .1

Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

Hello, I'm Cüâg, an oversized shopping bag that’s great for laundry day.

Anyone got eyes on Kristi Noem

I did not need to read that

I’m on the start of week 4 on semaglutide. It’s such a game changer. Appetite in check. Mood significantly improved. Sleeping better. Have better energy. The benefits are amazing.

You’re probably right about the under tones. They hadn’t occurred to me until your post

Until this thread, I had blissfully never considered their sexuality at all 🤮

I had assumed (maybe wrongly) that “Elonia” was a play on Melania, to refer to his cozy relationship with the Orange guy

There is no ethical way to use an ATM. They are built for the purpose of disempowering and replacing real, human bank tellers.

I especially love how he’s mixing up Iron Man and Bat Man

It’s so weird; when I click on your followers I just see myself 6,000 times

WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN ELON’S ARMIES BURNED OUR TIMELINES AND DROVE OUR PEOPLE INTO EXILE

WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE SLUTBOTS FOISTED THEIR NETHER REGIONS UPON THE USERS WHO REMAINED

WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN BRIANNA WU CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET

I joined a sparkling wine fan site and it just turned into a prosecco chamber

But how else would you get my grandma’s reaction when my cousin’s new wife, at her first Thanksgiving with the family, tried to tell grandma how to make the pies “better”