Tyler!

i spent basically all day playing Strange Antiquities w my friend

it was so fun when we accidentally got the secret ending right away bc we are both Insane

and Must Solve A Puzzle Or We Will Explode

god i love puzzle games

i need more. MORE

cons:
❌ ugly color
❌ lil dent on left side :(
❌ 30% chance of explosion at any given time

ugh did not drum for 3 days

deeply understimulated

i can tell bc i yearn for a recreational facility where you can fight strangers while on crack cocaine

however i will do the hinged thing and take melatonin so i can sleep early and drum tmrw instead of ruin my own life

✨ wisdom ✨

but fucked up part is

i think he actually is the fattest

he was my pick from the beginning

so like

you know

but also

STILL

anyway

fat bear week slightly imba ngl

you can’t call one of them “chunk” and the rest of them numbers

and then be like “hmm wonder who will win”

no the human mind will be biased

biased towards the chunk

simple psychologie

or capsicum as they call it in bluey

nobody ever tells you how funny it is on a day to day basis to have no functional memory

i rly be out here like “mmm this pepper smells great! BETTER GIVE IT A BIG SNIFF”

and then get mad at sneezing about it

like that’s not pepper’s main thing

i was thinking as i was in bed that weirdly, one of the experiences i am most thankful for this year is being flat broke

i think everyone should get to experience what it’s like to have people help you while knowing you might never be able to repay them

pisses me off how addictive my personality is

how i cant go to sleep bc im addicted to being awake 💀 💀 💀

i hate it here

plese..... i want ot eat dirt cup......

one of my favorite genres of song is the one that plays from tape after the concert is over when the band is doing their bow

the Aftercare song

it’s always something rly peaceful and refreshing

do you have a strong sense of what color cat you would be if you were a cat

i'm fairly certain i would be a stripey kind

This is horrifying. Also ferrets!! 😭 Alas so many of nature's wonderful creatures are shaped like tubes

how quickly i have forgotten the mistakes of my ancestors

i was cooking w cinnamon and had some left over on my spoon so i thought “best not waste this” and put it in my mouth

it’s fucking me up cuz i went from “never touched a kit” to being able to play stuff by ear close enough and make up stuff that sounds okay to go along with music (even in odd time!!)

i rly wanted to be able to jam comfortably w other musicians & i think im there!!

so ive been playing drums for a couple months now and it’s fuckin me up

cuz ive never learned something so fast in my life

APPARENTLY the way i was taught how to learn just rly didn’t work for me as a person

WHO KNEW

🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭

a clusterfuck isnt what i thought it was when i was little (a sex act that cannot be comprehended)

i also did not anticipate talking to this many teens and college kids on the internet about this

but that is the situation

record roulette is a helluva drug

i did not anticipate 2025 being “year i spend ungodly amount of time talking to 60 year old men on the internet”

but my $1 record addiction has become something of a problem

what i appreciate about the internet is there will be posts like “is lil jon truly lil? is he larger or smaller than the average man”

and then there will be a thread like “where are you pulling the data for average size of man?” “which dimension of size are we measuring? volume? mass? height?”

i do actually want to taste pumpkin in pumpkin spice flavored things 😭 pumpkin flavor is peak. some pumpkin spice stuff does include pumpkin flavoring and some don’t!! and im into the stuff that does 🔥 🤘

booty shorts with this printed on the butt

i have this one underwear that has no tag print

so i can literally never tell which is the butt side

like sticking a fucking usb in every time i try to slide it onto my ass

I invented a new snack I call Ants On A Snow Covered Log

It's regular ants on a log but you also add cream cheese, and it's delicious

Unfortunately all of my friends call it "Ants On A Cum Log" so unfortunately I have not been able to market my invention

Everytime someone clowns on NASA like "why they send so many tampons for a 1 week space mission"

I'm like ok real but. Look in the mirror. Why you pack 50 underwear for an overnight trip

You'd be even worse about space "I've never been in zero g. What if it makes me shit myself uncontrollably"

ive been burned too many times

my fabric scissors keep morphing into regular scissors

people always share life lessons granny taught them like “life is too short not to do what you love”

but they never share equally useful life lessons like “only cut fabric with fabric scissors”

i love it when your friend has great taste in partners

and meeting their partner feels like meeting a new friend for free :’)

yes i understand to most labubus are just a gacha fad

but look at this image

i relate to it on a deep unknowable level

it’s me…